Apple looking for “Average to mildly attractive people with nice hands”
According to an unverified MacRumors source, Apple has placed the following casting call ad for actors and actresses for a commercial for an upcoming, unreleased product.
“Apple is look[ing] for a man and woman in their mid-20′s to film a demo of a new Apple product. They are not looking for recognizable faces or names, and ideally the person would be “average to mildly attractive with nice hands”. They must also have the ability to play the guitar or piano at an intermediate level.
What, no juggling? Oh wait, they need to be mildly attractive…
Since the ad is slated to begin shooting in 6 to 8 weeks, we doubt it is for the new iPhone. So, the question is, what new device could Apple be working on that combines both a keyboard, a piano, and nice hands?
Well, I did a little internet sleuthing, and came up with this patent picture that I feel is the only logical conclusion.
Furthermore, (and I apologize in advance) I found the below picture, which I imagine is a prototype ad for said device. WARNING: ONLY KEEP READING IF YOU HAVE NOT EATEN RECENTLY.
Macenstein's "Chick of the Month" (Dec 2007): Morgan Kennedy
Macenstein's "Mac Chick of the Month" (August 2007): Lauren Reeves
Macenstein's "Mac Chick of the Month" (March 2009): Carrie LaChance
OMG!!! My eyes!!! :-O
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit..
oh lordy doc… i really didnt expect that.
jeezz. wth? i guess it could be for android – but why would ‘Apple’ place casting calls? isn’t that job for their ad agency?
wtf?…..
The unholiness of it all…
I didn’t know Apple patented Ravi Shankar
The goggles!! They do NOTHING!!!!!!!
Haha, it seems that you found the 2nd image too disgusting to put on your own server
Maybe Apple is putting TapTapRevolution or some kind of Guitar Hero on the iPhone as an extra app in 2.0
now that is think different
where is the casting call URL?
Thanks,
Melvin
Dude!!! Something like that needs a unicorn chaser.
(To get the “taste” out of my eyes.)
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/2007/08/12/marylin.jpg
Ugh, to the pics of Emily Scott, stat!
Total contrast to all the celebrity Mac chicks! (:-(
Hahahah
He Really Rocks! (Bristish Accent)