Comments on: Macs don’t cause cancer… PEOPLE with Macs cause cancer!

By: Partners in Grime

Partners in Grime — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:39:01 +0000

Benzene? Any relationship to MSZune?

By: imajoebob

imajoebob — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:41:10 +0000

To quote one of the great Poets of the 20th century:

Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
- L Skynyrd

(I think they were redneck jerks, but they made great music)

re: French Fries
Oddly, the best fries are probably Belgian, where it’s almost the national dish. Even more odd, one of the favorite French indulgences, that they make better than anyone, is Belgian Waffles.

By: Loweded Wookie

Loweded Wookie — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:44:25 +0000

Yeah, the non-existent PCBs found in late model Macs cause cancer.

You know what actually causes cancer? Breeding. If people didn’t breed then there would be no FUD spreaders like this outstanding nationalistic magazine.

Maybe if it was a REAL newspaper it would be interesting.

By: Digital Mercenary

Digital Mercenary — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:34:48 +0000

That wasn’t Benzene. It was the smell of burning French fries.

By: Aaron Ryck

Aaron Ryck — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:24:14 +0000

can someone send me a new Mac Pro with 32GBs of ram from the apple store so i can test this?

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:28:45 +0000

It came from France. Consider the source. Now you know it’s BS.

By: Jonro

Jonro — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:50:29 +0000

I once dated a Cancer, but that was before Macs. Alexis, if you’re reading this…

By: Wiseguy

Wiseguy — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:36:20 +0000

Last year I started my current job where my workstation is a Mac Pro shortly AFTER being diagnosed with cancer. I think I did it backwards. Mac Pros don’t cause cancer… cancer yields Mac Pros? If that were true, some cancers would almost be worth the effort. Almost.

(That’s assuming you have good health insurance, however. If you don’t have health insurance, you’re much better off spending the treatment money on several dozen Mac Pros or a full rack of Xserves.)