Megan Fox and the world’s luckiest iPhone
Insert joke about Megan beta testing a new vibrating app here….
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Actually, I would like to insert something ELSE there…

Sorry.
I would call her all night long!
Good Lord that woman is hot.
She was the only thing besides the robots that helped me endure Shia LaBuff in that Transformers movie.
Calm down Rowlings, calm down
She’s obviously just scratching with her index finger..
who doesn’t love megan fox?
who doesn’t love dry humping an iPhone?
no one.
Thats one way to keep the iPhone case warm. In this case more like HOT!
SKANKY SMELLING IFOOONE!!!
SKANKY
Obviously this work of art is attempting to keep her short skirt from flowing in the wind but it’s an amazing shot that entices one’s imagination.
(commercial voiceover …)
…and, if you want a non-stop redial – there’s an app for that too.
I think she really needs to pee