It’s bikini season!
No, not summer… WWDC!
Yes, faithful Macenstein reader Paul sent us this link to a Craigslist ad for WWDC Bikini models. We’re not yet sure who the company is soliciting for the girls (we assume they want girls, although the ad doesn’t say), but they are offering $100 an hour, so start doing them crunches ladies! You only have until June 8th!
Speaking of bikini bodies, on a related note, we are actively seeking new Mac Chicks for our Mac Chick of the Month feature(and these WOULD be females we’re looking for), so if you or someone you know would look great holding a Mac in a bikini, please let us know. Oh, and while we’re wishfully thinking, we are extra super duper actively seeking twin Mac Chicks. Spread the word!
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Macenstein's "Mac Chick of the Month" (August 2008): Miki Black
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Macenstein's "Mac Chick of the Month" (July 2007): Justine Sane
The poster might have also used his other email-address: megahorny@craigslist.com
so phil shiller is going to walk out on stage with bikini girls? i guess that’ll make up for not having steve jobs….
Am I the only one that sees the pure genius of this ad? “Please email bikini photos and contact info to apply.”
@ Scratic
ahahahaha, i didnt catch that at first. that’s hilarious.
I guess Steve Jobs is really going to come back in style–a bikini babe on both arms.
LOL, nope, i read it the same way as you all, mangochutney, Scratic and Mac Soda. An easy way to get girls excited and sending in all the goods to get the boys excited.
Hope to hear an update if there are actual bikini girls at the Mascone Center 8:30 to 10:30 and 4:00 to 6:00.
Would think any reputable company would handle this a different way, but then these days people do ‘think different.’