Pay up, or the iPhone gets it!

Hmm… I guess they didn’t pay up.

And good for them! If we negotiate with the terrorists, then they win. Here’s to the memory of the bravest little iPhone ever. You took it like a man – no whimpering, not pleading or blubbering. I’d like to see a Palm Pre show HALF as much courage. Long will you live in our hearts.

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14 Responses to “Pay up, or the iPhone gets it!”
  1. why would you pay money to shoot an iphone?

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  2. Thomas Ross says:

    If he didn’t want the iPhone give it to a more loving and needy owner. Frankly a real waste of a good phone. Maybe he was frustrated at the ATT service in the hills, but still talk to ATT don’t take it out on the iPhone.

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  3. Jonro says:

    What an idiot. Perhaps he could blow up his car and burn down his house for his next tricks.

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  4. James says:

    Maybe Macenstein should have a Mac Gun of the Month too. You know, guns and girls.

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  5. Bjarki says:

    You think maybe the iPhone was broken and unusable prior to the shooting, guys? Let’s say it was.

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  6. brnmbrns says:

    I was sure the iPhone was gonna win.
    Oh well.

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  7. Patrick says:

    Not a bad shot – blew it clear out of the bezel.

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  8. thisisjohnny says:

    who’s to say he paid for that iphone?

    he could very well have stolen it from someone. those redneck dudes do ridiculous shit “just for fun” all the time.

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  9. Info says:

    Maceinstein is in free fall…..soft porn and guns….what next?….kill a cat with an iPhone?

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  10. What a loser. He had to get in point blank to shoot it.

    Might have been worth it more if he had a sniper rifle and shot it from over a mile away.

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  11. Chris Leither says:

    poor lil feller

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  12. david r. says:

    what a senseless waste. this is why you don’t let siblings breed…

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  13. Magnus says:

    That’s the best case for increased gun control i’ve seen.

    ‘guns don’t kill iphones….’

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  14. Is that covered by warranty?

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