Comments on: This is why virgins shouldn’t write sex apps

By: Raj

Raj — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:06:54 +0000

I love the Simpson’s take on this with the Sexy Dice, “Whisper Into… Ass”

By: corey

corey — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:32:46 +0000

I think this is more ‘Engrish’ than ‘virgin’

By: Colin

Colin — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:57:11 +0000

I’m with 14…I was laughing so hard by the end I was crying.

Great commentary, thanks for a good laugh!

By: Loweded Wookie

Loweded Wookie — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:09:05 +0000

Ahhhh Google Translate you’ve done it again.

When is there going to be a translation system that translates context not do a word for word translation?

By: A. Emre Ünal

A. Emre Ünal — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:01:25 +0000

I nearly pissed myself laughing at the whole shoulder thing, brilliant writing Doc

P.S: Win goes to 13

By: Digital Mercenary

Digital Mercenary — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:39:43 +0000

All your sholder are belong to us!

By: HEATHER Lecus

HEATHER Lecus — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:10:04 +0000

I am so turned on by this. yeah my shoulders oh wait sorry I meant sholders are my secert spot to get me all hot and bothered. Seriously who wrote that app and was it supposed to be serious sex or laugh your ass off kind of joke on everyone who bought it cause I sure as hell would leave after the first couple suggestions going man this guy is a creep

By: Pjotr NL

Pjotr NL — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:11:40 +0000

Hold on, let me count my mouths… One… Um.

that is the funniest thing I read all month

By: David

David — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:23:49 +0000

That was so bloody hilarious… Perhaps this app is for dogs traveling in the back seat of the car? “Lick their nose” (I suppose BOTH noses, driver and passenger) and “breath on their ‘sholder’” (and drool all over)? “Fulfill their secret fantasies”? (“Honey, having a dog was bad idea… we better get back to the baby thing…”).

By: Billy Boyd Cape

Billy Boyd Cape — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:59:38 +0000

I hope the developer was joking.