The app is rated 9+, but I think the icon might be NC-17

So Capcom’s new Ghosts’n'Goblins Gold for the iPhone is out, and – GOOD LORD ARTHUR’S PACKING!!!.


Above: I remember in the NES version Arthur having a slight bulge, but this is just disturbing.

Well, the good news is I doubt any Ghost or Goblin will come within 20 feet of this guy.

Who the hell made this icon?!? Whoever it was got a little confused on the whole Excalibur legend. As I recall the Lady of the Lake bestowed a giant SWORD upon King Arthur, not a giant… uh… codpiece. Although quite frankly this could make for a much more legendary tale…

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2 Responses to “The app is rated 9+, but I think the icon might be NC-17”
  1. Alex says:

    Eh, the character has always had that. It’s actually common in real suits of armor too–it’s a sort of flap that hangs down. Check out samurai armor in particular.

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  2. exodus says:

    Well, of all things to protect, the Darwin approach makes sense. Protect the seed, encase it in metal!
    -ex

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