Looks like the end is near… God backs up the Earth using Time Machine

Speaking of Time Machine, faithful Macenstein reader Danny C thinks he’s figured out what those mysterious lights in the sky over Norway were:


Above: I always suspected God used a Mac.

Hey Doc:
Did you hear about the spiral lights over Norway?
Do you think that the government of Norway was simply backing up their computers with a giant Time Capsule?
The image looks very familiar.

Well, Danny, not to bash Norwegian technology in any way, but that looks a little advanced.

Now, I’m not what you would call an “alarmist”, but it looks to me like God might be making a wireless backup of the planet, perhaps anticipating a major crash in the near future. Might be a good time to get your affairs in order. Here’s a mashup of Time Machine laid over those mysterious lights. You decide.

All I’m saying is I’m just glad I have a summer house on Venus.

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7 Responses to “Looks like the end is near… God backs up the Earth using Time Machine”
  1. Darcy Reynard says:

    If only the mice had thought of backing up the Earth before it was destroyed to make room for a hyperspace expressway.

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  2. Clony3k says:

    I’m from Norway and yes, it’s a Time Capsule :P

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  3. Sergio says:

    hahaha que loco amigos

    HAHA

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  4. Artur says:

    Darcy Reynard, where’s your towel ;-) ?

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  5. Min says:

    Awesome!!!!!

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  6. Koek says:

    Hmmm, I think it was just someone playng their Smule Ocarina app?
    http://www.webconsuls.com/blog/uploaded_images/image-739529.jpg

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  7. Aanon Ymaas says:

    I’m from Norway too, and apparently this god thingy is using Russian rockets to make backups of the physical objects down here.

    Since we’re quoting Douglas Adams here, have _you_ read the great blockbusters:
    “Where God went wrong”,
    “Some more of God’s greatest mistakes”, and
    “Who’s this God person, anyway?”?

    I know where my towel is.

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