Looks like the end is near… God backs up the Earth using Time Machine

December 10, 2009 by Dr. Macenstein
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Rampant Speculation, That's Weird..., WTF 

Speaking of Time Machine, faithful Macenstein reader Danny C thinks he’s figured out what those mysterious lights in the sky over Norway were:


Above: I always suspected God used a Mac.

Hey Doc:
Did you hear about the spiral lights over Norway?
Do you think that the government of Norway was simply backing up their computers with a giant Time Capsule?
The image looks very familiar.

Well, Danny, not to bash Norwegian technology in any way, but that looks a little advanced.

Now, I’m not what you would call an “alarmist”, but it looks to me like God might be making a wireless backup of the planet, perhaps anticipating a major crash in the near future. Might be a good time to get your affairs in order. Here’s a mashup of Time Machine laid over those mysterious lights. You decide.

All I’m saying is I’m just glad I have a summer house on Venus.

Comments

7 Comments on Looks like the end is near… God backs up the Earth using Time Machine

  1. Darcy Reynard on Thu, 10th Dec 2009 8:07 pm
  2. If only the mice had thought of backing up the Earth before it was destroyed to make room for a hyperspace expressway.

  3. Clony3k on Thu, 10th Dec 2009 11:05 pm
  4. I’m from Norway and yes, it’s a Time Capsule :P

  5. Sergio on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 1:13 am
  6. hahaha que loco amigos

    HAHA

  7. Artur on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 2:56 am
  8. Darcy Reynard, where’s your towel ;-) ?

  9. Min on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 8:27 am
  10. Awesome!!!!!

  11. Koek on Sat, 12th Dec 2009 7:49 am
  12. Hmmm, I think it was just someone playng their Smule Ocarina app?
    http://www.webconsuls.com/blog/uploaded_images/image-739529.jpg

  13. Aanon Ymaas on Sun, 13th Dec 2009 1:55 am
  14. I’m from Norway too, and apparently this god thingy is using Russian rockets to make backups of the physical objects down here.

    Since we’re quoting Douglas Adams here, have _you_ read the great blockbusters:
    “Where God went wrong”,
    “Some more of God’s greatest mistakes”, and
    “Who’s this God person, anyway?”?

    I know where my towel is.

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