Apple Store Wedding looks as uncomfortable as you’d think
As big a fanboy as I am, and as understanding as the Bride of Macenstein is, I don’t think I would ever attempt to get married in an Apple store. It’s sort of like getting married in your mistress’s apartment. Yet that’s what the Li’s did this Sunday (Valentine’s Day). Yes, there’s nothing like committing to spend the rest of your life with someone as strangers shop disinterestedly for iPod cases nearby. It’s GOT to be what Mrs. Li drew pictures of as a girl.
For those of you keeping track at home, getting married in a publicity-stunt-like manner ON Valentine’s Day is TWO strikes. Oh, and getting married by a guy dressed as Steve Jobs? That’s like 10 more strikes.
I give this marriage 3 years.
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LOL
Best take ever: “It’s sort of like getting married in your mistress’s apartment.”
=)
wow.
Does her right shoulder look odd to anyone else? Maybe a bad tattoo cover-up?
i like how the “priest” is dressed like el Jobso
OMG.. the celebrant actually said ‘as Steve jobs once said’ ..
you give it 3 years? i give it as long as it takes for one to accidently break the others macbook
you know she could be quite pretty which would make her an awesome wife. and being chinese and myself i can totally see this happening… who knows? it might have been one of those she suggested it to make him happy ideas cause if she’s a traditional girl she’d pretty much do anything he wants, so she can get all his cash.
i think her hair has been done crap so her right shoulder looks scarred.
asian girls can get pretty sensitive about their appearence sooo if it is off in anyway they wouldn’t show it.
jon,
hong kong