Not exactly what Apple intended the iPad to be used for – WARNING! NSFW

I don’t know who Ryan Kelly is, but apparently she’s French, hot, naked, and owns an iPad. This clip is EXTREMELY not safe for work, and I hesitated (briefly) in posting it, but I just got back from the MOMA in New York where there was some super lame video installation with real, live naked people, and let me tell you, this is every bit as artistic as that was – it just doesn’t have a bunch of security guards standing around making sure you don’t touch the exhibits (I learned THAT the hard way…). But hey, art or not, it’s a naked chick with an iPad, so I more or less had to publish it. You’ve been warned, proceed at your own risk.

Did I mention this is NOT safe for work? Or for kids under 18? Or more than likely, quite a few of you adult readers?

Seriously, you’ve been warned, don’t bitch at me in the comments.

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26 Responses to “Not exactly what Apple intended the iPad to be used for – WARNING! NSFW”
  1. Richard says:

    :0

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  2. Anonymoose says:

    More please!

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  3. Panolo says:

    Cute, but that should be the last video posted in Flash. How are we going to see your site unless you listen to Steve.

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  4. ssj2_goha says:

    WOW….

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  5. That was VERY inventive, I must say. She’s no Megan Fox, but, she gets TOTAL points for the execution. 8 out of 10. Thanks for sharing!

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  6. Andy says:

    I nominate this video for the first ever Macensteiner Naughty Bits Award!

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  7. mrzo says:

    Already seen it, but very nice video with iPad :-) Porn biz sometimes show unexptected imagination :-D

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  8. mike says:

    this was a very clever video

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  9. Joel says:

    WOW! I hope Apple doesn’t find out ;) lol

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  10. Valkraider says:

    First rule of iPad: videos about iPad should be viewable on iPad.

    -1 for flash only video.

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  11. Tony says:

    Is this a trick post?

    Posted from my iPad.

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  12. Chris Leither says:

    I second that Valkraider.
    But you know… our Doc is as lazy a person as anyone you know. He – technically – could have taken the video… reencode it… and put a flash-free version up on his site. But… well you know the rest ^^

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  13. SB says:

    Oh Yeah MOMA is just nasty with those live performances

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  14. Brandon says:

    I don’t get it. What does all of it mean?

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  15. Matthias says:

    You Americans are kind of uptight, aren’t you? ;-)

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  16. darrell says:

    ^ hah ^

    i think this is the first (true) NSFW post i’ve ever seen on macenstein.

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  17. D says:

    the girl is nice, but “meh” for art and presentation… tired…

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  18. Common cunning linguist says:

    “WOW! I hope Apple doesn’t find out lol”

    Steve was running the camera…

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  19. A. Emre Ünal says:

    I hate the commenter #5 for making me merge Megan Fox with this video in my mind…. I F%#§ING HATE YOU!

    Marry me Megan…. :(

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  20. Jayz says:

    Absolutely AWESOME execution!

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  21. Tom says:

    Took forever to find a non flash version. As it turns out, all the websites that misspelled her name had the flash, curious. The model’s name is Ryan KEELY not Kelly, and she’s a penthouse pet, where this “French” business came from still baffles me…

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  22. Alf Nielsen says:

    Alf stamp of approval *chunk*!

    also… regarding flash: http://alf.ikikata.org/2010/05/thoughts-on-flash/

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  23. charles says:

    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
    o o
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  24. zaphod says:

    WIN!

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  25. imajoebob says:

    This proves two things:
    1) The iPad IS a whole new paradigm. It has unique capabilities that inspire people to (sorry) Think Different.
    2) Porn is, was, and will continue to be the cutting edge leader in computer technology. Let’s face it, we’d all still be using AOL bulletin boards on 8 baud modems if it weren’t for downloading porn.

    It would have just as great with G-rated content, but would as many people actually be watching this, or want to know who created it?

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  26. soSpam says:

    This is the truncated version. The real one ends with her talking, and the credits & her name etc.

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