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NSFW: Well, that’s ONE way to get around Apple’s “No Boob Jiggling” policy

Apple may have put the kibosh on Boob Jiggling apps for its iOS devices, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that jiggling boobs cannot be stopped, and if they want to be on the iPhone, they’ll find a way. Case in point, the following image, showing how one clever individual was able to use Apple’s own software against them to bring those bouncing bosoms to the iOS. WARNING: Unless you work in the coolest place in the world, odds are this... Read More

iArm for iPad

I need two of these. Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Marcus for the link! via imgur  Read More

Form ruins function, but who cares? THAT’s one cool iPad case!

I’m not sure you could find your apps in that mess, that but that case/wallpaper combo is still pretty damn awesome. via JT’s Locker  Read More

John Mayer lost his iPhone – Every hot chick in California freaking out

Notorious poon hound Musician John Mayer, who once blogged: “I look forward to hours of Fruit Ninja while enjoying a stable romantic relationship sometime within the lifespan of the iPhone 4. Don’t snicker. Just wish me the best.” has apparently lost the aforementioned iPhone 4. Having recently lost an iPhone myself (well, the Bride of Macenstein‘s iPhone) I can certainly feel John’s pain… however… John’s loss will likely prove to... Read More

Macenstein’s “Mac Chick of the Month” (September 2010): Ancilla Tilia

Photo by Patrick Kaas Welcome to Macenstein‘s “Mac Chick of the Month”, proudly sponsored by MacLove, makers of some of the sexiest iPad, iPhone, and iPod cases and accessories available. Each month we feature a different die-hard, Mac-loving girl who is (almost) as well designed as the Apple products they love. This month we present you with the lovely Ancilla Tilia, a Playboy Model, presenter, sponsored pokerplayer, actress, and of course, a die-hard Mac... Read More

New site asks, “Where’s Jobs?”

Much like Wonder Woman, Steve Jobs and his invisible jet could be virtually anywhere in the world right now. The question is, where? Well, one site dares to try to supply that answer, or at least have some fun trying. Behold, Where’s Jobs? Yes, Waldo’s got nothing on Steve. Whether it’s the Beijing Airport, the 5th Ave Apple Store, an anti-Vietnam War protest in the 60′s, or a crowd scene from the movie TROY, Steve could be virtually anywhere on the... Read More

I think I want to marry Chad

As we all know, a good man is hard to find – lord knows I haven’t found one yet. And while I may be happily married to the Bride of Macenstein, it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t ditch her in a second if I found a man like Chad, who, as you’ll see below, not only made a laboriously well-thought out marriage proposal video to his girlfriend Vy, but also might (almost) have as many apps on his iPhone as me. Is it just me or does it seem like it would be a little... Read More

Dogbert as Steve Jobs?

I’m not really sure what the point of this comic is… The block of wood sounds pretty cool, and I could totally see needing as many as 3 of them. What’s the joke? via dilbert.com  Read More

456th analyst predicts Verizon iPhone – I am SOOO excited!

Seriously, if Apple doesn’t release a Verizon iPhone soon, I think I’M going to. Not that I have any plans to jump ship to Verizon, but I am just so sick of a new analyst predicting the Verizon iPhone every 4 months. Today it was Susquehanna Financial Group analyst Jeffrey Fidacaro‘s turn. Fidacaro claims his sources are saying Apple plans to begin production on 3 million CDMA iPhones in December, which would allow for an “early 2011 launch”. Of... Read More

The Apple “Tool Cabinet Pro”

Ever wonder why you’ve been keeping all your old Apple packaging? Wonder no more. You were meant to build this sweet tool cabinet. Yes, much like the Native Amercians used every part of the buffalo, so too must we re-purpose our Mac packaging. Of course, with Halloween coming up, there’s always this. via We Love Apple  Read More