John Mayer lost his iPhone – Every hot chick in California freaking out

Notorious poon hound Musician John Mayer, who once blogged: “I look forward to hours of Fruit Ninja while enjoying a stable romantic relationship sometime within the lifespan of the iPhone 4. Don’t snicker. Just wish me the best.” has apparently lost the aforementioned iPhone 4.

Having recently lost an iPhone myself (well, the Bride of Macenstein‘s iPhone) I can certainly feel John’s pain… however… John’s loss will likely prove to be the World’s gain, as it almost guarantees a slew of naked pictures of his rather impressive past sexual conquests will hit the interwebs any second. According to The National Enquirer:

Biggest fear for most celebs when they lose a cell phone is some strange-o accessing their VIP contacts and prank-calling A-list pals — but the fallout would be much worse for Badboy John, who’s made no bones about his skanky-panky with rich and famous females. Revealed a close friend: “He told me his cell contains personal photos — and videos — of some of the famous women he’s dated.” Shuddered My Spy: “John’s just frantic over the missing phone. He hopes it’s lying on the bottom of the Hudson River!” (Print Edition)

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6 Responses to “John Mayer lost his iPhone – Every hot chick in California freaking out”
  1. Rowlings says:

    I really hope someone evil finds it.

  2. Katie says:

    I don’t believe it for a minute!

  3. Tom Klaver says:

    Fuck, my iPhone.

    By MobileMe.

  4. darrell says:

    surely someone as affluent as john mayer could afford mobileme to remote wipe his phone…

    and i thought he promoted blackberry?

  5. Raptormd says:

    If you don’t want your sexploits around the net (ladies) then don’t let people take pics or vids as trophies. Seriously didn’t Paris Hilton answer her blackberry during her escapades, show the level of class doesn’t it.

  6. imajoebob says:

    Is it wrong to hope Jennifer Aniston is very nervous tonight?

    Okay, is it THAT wrong to hope Jennifer Aniston is nervous tonight?

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