You also shouldn’t use it to line your bird cage

Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader’s Kresten and Sammy and anyone else who sent this in.  Read More

Apparently that Steve Jobs Ninja story was true after all

Actual footage from the Kansai International Airport security cam. I’d like to see Apple PR try to argue with this! Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader The H for the link!  Read More

Steve Jobs: American Ninja

UPDATE: Crap! Apple actually has released a statement saying this never happened. Faithful Macenstein reader Xber Druid points us to an article that is so awesome, so utterly rich in the potential to become part of Steve Jobs’ folklore that I don’t even care if it’s true, I’m going to say it is. It just HAS to be. According to the Japanese Magazine Spa!, Steve Jobs and his family made a spur of the moment trip to Japan aboard Steve’s private jet... Read More

Be my virtual BFF

Since I am apparently incapable of making real, live “flesh” friends, I would like to encourage you to become my virtual BFF. Here are some places you can find me: Social Twitter – @DrMacenstein FaceBook – drmacenstein MySpace – (that’s right, MySpace) – doctor_macenstein Last.fm – macenstein iPhone games Game Center – Dr Macenstein Words with Friends – Dr Macenstein  Read More

Why you should never buy a Mac

Sometimes as long time Mac users we take for granted that most of us know to ALWAYS buy the base model Mac and do any and upgrades ourselves – In fact, if I could somehow have gotten  “NEVER buy RAM from Apple” to fit cleverly on a license plate I would have. But Apple has a lot of new customers these days who may not be so savvy or willing to crack open their boxes to perform upgrades themselves, and I think even we as fanboys might have a little trouble arguing... Read More

iPad cutting board

For those of you who couldn’t afford the MacBook Pro cutting board we showed you the other day, you can grac an iPad version for only 15 EURO. From MyBrett.  Read More

This is so much cooler than a bobblehead

Yes, we have similar license plates, and while I still think my plate is more grammatically correct, my California counterpart (and new nemesis) has created something so awesome, I have nothing to say but… well played sir. Well played. via flying with kites via weloveapple  Read More

Um… eeew…

I am of course referring to the dude with the red shirt in the background. How tacky! Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader John for the tip!  Read More

This doesn’t look desperate at all

So apparently with Windows Phone 7 finally achieving RTM status, Microsoft decided to hold a funeral for the iPhone today, since there’s obviously no possible way Apple’s device will be able to compete with Redmond’s latest attempt to remain relevant. Sounds hilarious, right? And then they went a ruined it all with a Thriller Dance. Yes, nothing says “We’re the future” like playing a song from 28 years ago and having dancers reenact the video... Read More

Apple tops the list of searched for stolen items

When my wife’s iPhone was stolen a few weeks back, I noticed something as I searched for others who shared my plight. That’s right, Apple has snagged 2 of the top 4 most Googled theft queries, outranking stolen identities, passports and social security cards. And yes, even the Zune.  Read More