Enquirer says Steve Jobs has 6 weeks left to live: Mariah Carey’s sister is a $250 per hour adult escort
Man, I am REALLY missing those days when the National Enquirer ran nothing but Big Foot sightings and alien probing stories. Unfortunately, in recent years the Enquirer has become a fairly accurate and legitimate news source, breaking some fairly major stories in the tabloid world, which is all the more disheartening as their latest headline claims that Steve Jobs has only 6 weeks to live.
If there’s a ray of hope we can take from the report, it’s the seemingly “just guessing”-like basis for the prognosis. According their sources (which appear to be a Florida based pulmonologist (breathing doctor) with no inside knowledge of the matter giving his opinion on Steve Jobs’ current health and lifespan prognosis based solely on looking at some photos taken of our favorite CEO entering the Stanford Cancer Center in Palo Alto, California last week), Steve’s weight loss is so alarming that he’s willing to pronounce Steve “terminal”.
Obviously we’re hoping this turns out to be more of a classic Enquirer Big Foot sighting than a current Enquirer‘s” John Edwards mistress scandal”, and our thoughts and prayers go out to the Jobs family.