Colbert: A5 allows iPad 2 to “Not run Flash nine times faster.”
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Well, mathematically speaking, he’s wrong:
iPad 1 didn’t run flash at all, or i run speed at 0 speed.
iPad 2 doesn’t run flash, or it runs flash at 0 speed.
But 0=9*0, so iPad 2 runs flash 9 times faster than iPad 2.
Actually, it runs Flash n times faster than iPad 1.
Just saying…