OK, Let’s admit it. This thing is designed for one purpose, and one purpose only

Ok, maybe TWO purposes.

Handsfree iPod Stand 01

I would imagine the buyer of this “hands-free iPad holder” would meet one of two criteria:

1) You are a woman (who likely resembles the woman pictured here, but with far less clothes) who needs to hold her iPad 2 steady while performing some beautiful, sensual, tantalizing act via FaceTime.

2) You are a man looking to to hold his iPad 2 (and free up his hands) while performing some sort of horrible, disgusting, unmentionable act while watching the aforementioned beautiful woman perform her beautiful, sensual, tantalizing act via FaceTime.

If you meet one of the two criteria, our friends over at USB Fever are selling the “Heavy Duty Floor Stand for iPad 1 & 2 / Table PC / Pad Computers” for $180.

Purely for research purposes, I think I will request a review unit.

Hands free iPad Stand

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5 Responses to “OK, Let’s admit it. This thing is designed for one purpose, and one purpose only”
  1. Vidiot says:

    Please cancel the request for a demo unit… I do not wish to see anything you might care to stream to us.

  2. Rob says:

    Wow, I was way off…I was thinking it would be cool to use it while I play my guitar…I must be slipping. I could use it while I play my guitar naked…yeah..

    • Dave says:

      You wear cloths while playing the guitar? That is so old fashion.

      As for the stand I actually can see lots of uses for it besides the alluded to use. It is actually a good idea and I could see sales to more than muscians and um performers.

  3. The Captain says:

    Now you can and your partner can master chapters 37 thru 44 of the Karma Sutra, with fear of” dog ear or messy pages” running your Sutra’s graphics! ;-)

  4. Andi says:

    95% of males watch porn.
    5% lie.

    So what?

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