Darth Vader, Goats, and Pizza – What CAN’T you do in the Apple Store?

Everyone knows the Apple store is fairly liberal with indulging the more eccentric (ie. annoying) customers who insist on bringing in their dogs into the store or trying to become famous by doing one of those “douche chill”-inspiring Apple Store dance videos, but comedian Mark Malkoff decided to test just how far you can go in an Apple store before being escorted out.

It turns out the answer is “Pretty far.”

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8 Responses to “Darth Vader, Goats, and Pizza – What CAN’T you do in the Apple Store?”
  1. Justin says:

    That’s impressive.

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    • Chris says:

      Most impressive.

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  2. andrew says:

    Hey wait a minute.. I’m darthvader24@gmail.com. He’s an impostor!

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  3. Jonro says:

    “I’ve just walked into this fully operational Apple Store.” Very enjoyable.

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  4. ObamaPacman says:

    Perhaps try: Mac chick of the month photoshoot?

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  5. davewhippedgoliath says:

    try that in Palo Alto with the little troll manager he’d toss you out before you said hi

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  6. Dimitri says:

    WOW! the goat pet was pretty creative! why not try a donkey too, or perhaps a monkey????

    i can add that apple knows their shit. you can be as crazy as you want, but since you pay, they dont mind… :P

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  7. ? bank on it says:

    @dimitri, that reminds me of:
    seinfeld.
    kramer
    price club spaghetti
    horse

    bringing in some rigged test equipment for radiation (you know those japanese parts) etc could be a blast too, along with the fake news crew… spin it!

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