Apple rumor mill in a tizzy as Apple pushes back the imaginary iPhone release date they made up
If there’s one thing you have to admire about the Apple rumor mill, it’s the way they can always make a big story out of the imaginary release date they’ve set for Apple’s latest unannounced gadget getting “pushed back”. Despite there never actually BEING a release date, the iPhone 5 has apparently been pushed back from the end of August, to the first two weeks of September, and now all the way back to (GASP) October.
The mind can only wonder what mythological calamity must have fallen Apple’s factories to cause this imaginary delay in the iPhone 5’s release. At the moment we can only assume a dragon attack, although it being August, a minotaur invasion seems just as likely.