I’m not sure there’s a jail big enough to accommodate these guys’ balls

Usually when we hear of crimes involving iPhones and iPads, we envision thugs ramming their cars through the lovely glass doors of one of Apple’s iconic stores or muggers ripping iOS devices from unsuspecting commuters. But a couple of inventive Chinese decided to kick it “old school” with their latest Apple-themed crime. How old school? How about the 16th century. That’s right, the gang apparently used a crossbow to shoot a 300 foot Zip Line across the border of Mainland China and Hong Kong in hopes of making a profit from the difference in tax on the items. Take a look at the video below and tell me you wouldn’t let these guys go just on their sheer awesomeness.

via TechCrunch

2 Responses to “I’m not sure there’s a jail big enough to accommodate these guys’ balls”
  1. Ofek says:

    Dude.. it’s china, they gonna kill him

  2. Rob says:

    I bet this story would be even cooler if I knew WTF he was saying. I really need to learn the Chinese language so when they take over New York, I can tell them it was the other guy and not me. Then I can get my gang of high school buds together and we can live in the hills, and free our towns folk with the stolen AKs we took off the distracted cigarette smoking solders trying to take their pictures at our landmarks. Unfortunately, I will not have the guidance of Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell or Charlie Sheen, but I’m hoping to run into Lea Thompson and Jennifer Grey.

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