Yet another case of technology stealing jobs from humans

With the job market in the toilet, this video of an iPad 2 being dipped in a stream of molten Hawaiian lava breaks my heart. No, it’s not because the poor iPad 2 lets out a plaintiff temperature warning before bursting into flame. It’s because I remember the good old days when it was busty, flesh and blood VIRGINS that were thrown into volcanoes, NOT cold, flat technology. Now we’re going to have to come up with some other job that virgins are qualified for. Let me think…

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3 Responses to “Yet another case of technology stealing jobs from humans”
  1. Why not put the HP Touchpad in there instead? It would burn just as well for only $99.

  2. Tom says:

    I fail to see the point. I mean, I can understand the “will it blend” guy, he’s selling blenders after all, but unless the iPhone cases that these guys keep mentioning are lava-proof, then I really don’t get it. On an unrelated note: doesn’t lava look like it would be so much fun to squish between your toes if it didn’t mean an instant, debilitating injury/death? I’ve always thought it looked so inviting.

  3. Kalani says:

    So … when you throw your trash in the lava, it burns. Fascinating. Thanks for the revelation, kook. Maybe I should fly all the way to Niagara Falls and see if my trash gets wet when I throw it in. And then film it.

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