Redefining iPhone “protection”
“Don’t hate the Playa, hate the game”. Or, do what I do, and hate Chris. It should be fairly easy to do, after watching this video for the Playa iPhone case by Annex.
Honestly, the idea of keeping a condom in your iPhone is pretty smart, as I often have no idea where my wallet is, but I seem to always know where my iPhone is. Of course the reason I always know where my iPhone is is probably because I am constantly playing Tiny Zoo Friends or some other incredibly nerdy game that will drive women far, far away from me (presumably towards Chris), thus rendering my secret condom dispenser useless. Still, if you have any game at all, you DO need to keep your condoms SOMEWHERE, so maybe this isn’t a horrible idea. The name “Playa” is a little cheesy however, but then, so is Chris. Although apparently Chris “is getting laid every day”, so perhaps we should all strive to be a little cheesier.