Android tells Apple to Suck It
If there’s one thing that has been missing in the cellular phone wars being waged across the globe, I think we can all agree it’s sodomy. Or, at least it WAS until one enterprising phone store in China decided to let the world know that Apple sucks Droid’s D – – K.
There’s a couple things worth noting here, most notably that the Droid apparently suffers from a form of sitophilia – the sexual attraction to fruits, AND that it has a decent sized rig. But also worth noting is that this actually appears to be ONE STORE, which is selling both Apple and Android phones, presumably with a bit of bias. So I’m gonna go ahead and say it is NOT an Apple Authorized reseller. I’m also going to go ahead and give this sign a 9.7 on the “creep-o-meter”, as the inclusion of the larger Apple logo, seemingly looking on in horror as the robot has sex with the much smaller Apple, sort of makes it look like the Droid is a pedophile.