Finally! A way for women to get men to grope their breasts.

April 25, 2008 by Dr. Macenstein
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Celebrity Mac Chick, Rumors 

If you’re a woman who has tried EVERYTHING to get men to stare at, touch, and grope your breasts without success, we have just the thing. Check out ThinkGeek’s “Slide to Unlock” Ladies T-Shirt.

We know how hard it is for women to draw men’s attention to their chests, so we applaud ThinkGeek for addressing this sensitive women’s issue. By cleverly disguising your breasts as an iPhone (something men REALLY want to touch) you will have set the trap with the bait that no man can resist. Hopefully ThinkGeek will come out with a pair of matching short-shorts in the not-too-distant future.

Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Jordan for the link!

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4 Comments on Finally! A way for women to get men to grope their breasts.

  1. joe on Fri, 25th Apr 2008 1:39 am
  2. technology just gets sexier every day

  3. 2sb on Fri, 25th Apr 2008 2:25 am
  4. Does the shirt come with a G3 or Edge connection? :)

  5. Durosity on Fri, 25th Apr 2008 2:59 am
  6. Who loves short shorts? We love short shorts!

  7. Adele on Fri, 25th Apr 2008 11:23 am
  8. Sexy T-Shirt! I’ll buy it for my girlfriend in future.

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