Write a caption, win a prize
THANK YOU WE HAVE A WINNER.
“I wish I could ⌘Q you”.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Wednesday (May 21st) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via inkycircus]
And the winner is… Ryanm with “I wish I could ⌘Q you”. A variation on the Brokeback Mountain theme others used, but with that all-important Mac Flair. Congrats Very clever.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:32 am
iMatch.com, nerd love is in the air!
May 12th, 2008 at 7:34 am
I hate collars too, wow we have so much in common!
May 12th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Ives: look - i made this!!!!
jobs: And you made me rich
May 12th, 2008 at 7:38 am
ives: dude what’s that down your pants?
jobs: its like totally obviously my penis.
ives: *thinks* socks.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:43 am
I think we are not gay, aren’t we?
May 12th, 2008 at 8:26 am
If they like the imac, wait till they see what we’ve got on our wrists.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Ives: C’mon,Show me your tatoo
Jobs: You first
May 12th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Under our hands, we’re hiding the innovative iWatch which willl revolutionise the way you tell the time!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Jonny Ives: I’m smiling, I’m smiling, ok? Please tell the sniper to stand down now, I’ve built you your “perfect computer.”
Steve Jobs: Nope, there’s still one thing I need you to design. What do you know about cell phones?
May 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am
How big is yours?
May 12th, 2008 at 9:11 am
“…and now they think they’ve seen it all…”
May 12th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Ives: . . .that’s right, porn on a swivel screen
May 12th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Does this thing still work?
Hell yah, it’s a Mac!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Well hey, you like camel hump? me too.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:38 am
“I’m not David Beckham”
“Wanna see what’s in my pocket?”
May 12th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Im not american so i cant win, but:
Jobs: Its my baby
Ives: No, I designed it
Jobs: I own you!
Ives: (grabs it)
Jobs: What?
Ives: Fight me for it!
Jobs: aww.. I should have gone to the gym more (maybe with bill gates?)
May 12th, 2008 at 9:51 am
” I wish I knew how to quit you…”
May 12th, 2008 at 10:20 am
The new iMac G4 reinventing the idea of the watercooler conversation.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:23 am
“Yeah, arm wrestling with yourself is so much easier.”
May 12th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Look what I’ve buildet from my old Lamp!
May 12th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Don’t worry, they’ll buy it… just… keep… smiling…”
May 12th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Codename: iBoobalescent
May 12th, 2008 at 11:40 am
You’re right Steve, It’s the perfect machine for gay porn!
May 12th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Do I look better with out the beard?
May 12th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Winner for me: ” I wish I knew how to quit you…”
May 12th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Ives: So, your place or mine?
Jobs: Hey Ives, she is with me.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Steve : Hold your hand down on the stand’s edge, like this ?
Jonothan : Like this ?
Steve : Yes, , now wiggle your fingers.
—
Steve: I’m staring you down ….
Jonathan : Yes, master ….
—
May 12th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
SJ:
Really, Totally Unbelievable; Just put it on your head.
JI:
Steve, It’s like every morning you can’t look at me, it makes me feel; Well; unappreciated.
SJ:
Listen J, i really don’t want to talk about it,
IT NEVER HAPPENED !!
JI:
You say that all the time, At least Gates leaves a tip.
SJ:
Just put it on your head and shut up; Hurry up, there looking at us.
“Apple Present’s The New ” iCap TV ”
“Now everyone will be watching”
May 12th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Yeah Dude…I PROMISE it’s the very last model we’re making!
May 12th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
SJ: If you get any more handsome I’ll kill you.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
“Ive” got a boner!
May 12th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Jobs: I bring you the iMAC!!!
Ives: iHave never wanted to punch you in the face more than i do right now!!!!
May 12th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I told you Ballmer can’t dance!
May 12th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
SJ: I just cut one… keep smiling.
May 12th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
SJ: “That’s right, bitch… move that screen to your master only using your nose. Smile, while you’re at it, too!”
May 12th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Steve, If you call it a lamp ONE more time…
May 12th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
did you fart????
May 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
jobs: it is black on top and blue on the bottom
May 12th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
This is gonna make a great bong…
May 12th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Wanna see my ram?
May 12th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
“hahaha! this thing will be outdated in 24 months hahaha!”
May 12th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Is that a Mighty Mouse in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
May 12th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Bill gates is such a wiener!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
We’re Rich Bitch!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Who’s got swamp ass? I hope they got this shot, cause I’m going to pass out.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
white
we’re white
we’re really really white
we’re really really really really white
everybody sing!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I love you man.
no I love you man.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
why is steve looking at me like that, talk about uncomfortable silences.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
SJ: What a tool
Ives: Steve looks so cute in that black turtle neck.
Ives: I Love a Man!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Nothing like coming ot of the closet together!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
SJ: Lucky prick if this thing didn’t work I was going to fire Ives.
Ives: I better pretend to smile I haven’t slept in weeks.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Ives: This thing is going to make us a ton of money. Can I get some more stock options?
Jobs: When do you want them backdated to?
Ives: I’ll kill ya.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
“Sorry, I dropped the remote in the toliet!”
May 12th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
You free tonight
May 12th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Ives: …and if we make the color black we can charge them even more!
Jobs: I love you man.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
If we smile long enough, they will never notice the ridiculous shape!
May 13th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Bill Gates: Hey guys, come on, let me out of this box!
May 13th, 2008 at 1:58 am
Dude, remember when we made the imac’s look cool ?
May 13th, 2008 at 2:32 am
Wait till they find out what we’re asking for this.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:08 am
Whoa Dude, That was some good stuff…Steve …a… Steve, It Just Moved man, Really, It Moved !
May 13th, 2008 at 4:45 am
“It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.”
( W. C. Fields )
May 13th, 2008 at 8:39 am
If Johnny 5 really is alive, he’ll be MACkin on this in a nanosecond.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am
As soon as he blinks, that Mac is mine!
May 13th, 2008 at 10:46 am
“Why did you choose white?”
May 13th, 2008 at 11:41 am
nice lamp!
is a iMac
ok, nice iLamp!
May 13th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Jobs: I’m laughing all the way to the Bank! You laughing to?
Ives: Hell yah!
May 13th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Ives: So I guess I win, now it’s my turn to be on top
Jobs: I don’t think so Biotch!
May 13th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Nice iPackage!
May 13th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
This explains why the beach ball is rainbow colored!
May 13th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
And then the guy who called Apple Care was pissed it didn’t actually follow him around like in the commercial!
May 13th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
“This one does actually double as a boat anchor!”
May 13th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
“Why are you laughing like that?” “I don’t know… he he he Why are You laughing too? ha ha ha”
May 13th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
“are you sure the black box it’s the power supply?”
“yep.. isn’t amazing?”
May 14th, 2008 at 1:30 am
They’ll never know we were looking at porn before our picture was taken.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
“You da man. No, you da man.”
May 14th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Ives: And to think, sunflower seeds were my inspiration.
Jobs: Well I can’t blame you, they are tasty.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
“Can’t believe we’re smiling at this little white thing!”
May 14th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Ives: SO, how long do we have to stand here and stare at each other?
Jobs: As long as it takes to sell a few million of these, then making everyone trash them as we release one with a G5 a month later.
Ivan: Good, because I quit 5 minutes ago.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Dude, I told Gates and Ballmer it’s an Orgasmatron and they freakin’ believed me. Steve’s been online all morning trying to order one.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Since we both flipped a coin, who should choose heads or tails?
May 15th, 2008 at 9:13 am
If you tell anyone about the new iPhone design I swear to god I’ll ruin your career so bad that the only place that will hire you would be the Zune division at Microsoft.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:01 am
A robot computer. “Yes, it will even do the floors.”
May 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Ives to Jobs: “Dude, Gates is soooo over.”
May 15th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Ives: look at what I have creaed!
Steve: BOOM! we’ll call it Amanda!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
exhibit a… male camel toe.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Don’t make it weird.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Is that a Mac or are you just happy to see me?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
What they don’t know is this is just crap I found laying around in my kitchen!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Winner of Macenstein’s: “A thousand pictures is worth a word” Contest!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
SJ: Hey, I’ve got Amelio stuffed into this podium here.
JI: Well that explains the pounding!
May 17th, 2008 at 3:24 am
Hehe, someone mistakenly wrote Ive’s last name as Ives and everyone just copies that over and over
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Ive
May 17th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Dude you need glasses to impersonate me!
May 18th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Hey Jobsy - it’s your turn to be PC !?
May 18th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I guess you heard about the California Supreme Court Decision. Let’s get our license.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Now son, do you really think I believe you had anything to do with this production of imac. Look at you. you can’t even keep a straight face.
May 19th, 2008 at 3:40 am
I wish I could ⌘Q you
May 19th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Should we use shrooms when we design the next iMac , instead??
May 19th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Let’s deflower her… together.
May 19th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
“What they don’t realize is that this model that we just unveiled is already obsolete! My minions are already working on the newer, improved version!!!”
May 19th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
thought bubbles from both, thinking the same thing:
“this douchebag would be nothing without me.”
May 19th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
You, me, and a Mac. Could it get anymore perfect?
May 20th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Two and a Half “Macs”
May 20th, 2008 at 1:20 am
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
May 20th, 2008 at 1:22 am
Is that an ipod in your pants, or are you just happy to see me.
May 20th, 2008 at 2:23 am
this is where the greatest scam ever started…
May 20th, 2008 at 2:30 am
I saw this lampshade and it just clicked!
May 20th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Mac…
Getting nerds get laid since 1984
May 20th, 2008 at 10:32 am
soon as you leave I am going to turn off this elevator music.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:20 am
I’ve finished the latest Job…
May 20th, 2008 at 11:32 am
*Forced smiles all around*
Jobs: I’d fire you if people weren’t dumb enough to buy this shit. There’s no where near enough aluminum… or glass.
May 20th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Yeah, it sounds silly, but someday a user my actually need 128MB RAM!
May 20th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Hmm So you think you can dance?
May 20th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Ives:Do you like it?
Jobs: hell yeah!!
May 20th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
I took a bath in my money this morning….you?
May 20th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
JI: Wow Steve you were right! People are going nuts over this thing.
SJ: I know, could you imagine if we made a phone.
JI: We?
May 20th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
SJ: Ya know what, now that I look at this huge ball at the bottom I’ve decided i don’t like it anymore. Go make another one, and I want it thinner!
JI: (mockingly under his breath) I’d hate to be your wife.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:00 am
JI: Steve, you….you complete me.
SJ: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at “integrative design”.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:49 am
you had me at “log in”
May 21st, 2008 at 8:22 am
I wish I could quit you.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:51 am
I cant beleive we did this all by ourselves.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:21 am
“And at this ONE website. There are these two ladies and ONE cup!
May 21st, 2008 at 9:24 am
Happy couple introduce their pregnant surrogate.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:50 am
JI: What do you mean you have a new idea?
SJ: If we build it Jonny, they will come, so keep smiling.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:51 am
we’re just so luck to be us
May 21st, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Mac Daddies
May 21st, 2008 at 8:24 pm
we…made…it…TOGETHER!!
May 21st, 2008 at 10:15 pm
“Did you see Bill Gates get that pie in the face? Classic.”
May 21st, 2008 at 11:03 pm
“The iphone in my pocket is set on ‘vibrate’ !!!”
May 21st, 2008 at 11:39 pm
We are twins
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 am
Ive’s thinking: Can i stop smiling now? I need to get back to work. The next iMac will make this one look like a toy…
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:51 am
Jobs Heads or tails!?
Ive Your not really going to unzip your flies… (giggle)
Jobs Yes I will, Heads or Tails!?
May 25th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Arm wrestle - right now! Just toss this shite and get it on! C’mon ya Yanky whimp!
May 26th, 2008 at 1:05 am
It’s over, but I’ll throw one in. ^_^
Jobs: “Do you think this thing can handle Vista, my Dell broke?”
May 26th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
SJ: (Similing) World Domination, one mac at a time!
JI: What next sire…
May 27th, 2008 at 1:26 am
SJ, is that a Mighty Mouse in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
May 27th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
jobs: you truly do look as good as the products you make
ives: why thank you steve
jobs: Laugh laugh
May 28th, 2008 at 3:25 am
iMac: “GAYDAR ALERT! GARDAR ALERT!”
May 28th, 2008 at 6:33 am
If you seriously tell the WWDC that this is the new iPhone, you are *so* fired!
May 28th, 2008 at 6:34 am
Good news Steve! The chips are shipping now so we can launch!
May 28th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Good news Steve! The chips just came in, so we can launch the product!
May 28th, 2008 at 6:42 am
You forgot the keyboard again???
May 28th, 2008 at 6:45 am
If you tell the WWDC that this is the new iPhone, you are *so* fired!