Time Machine for sale

June 30th | Posted by Dr. Macenstein

Looks like Apple may have a little competition on the Time Machine front. Faithful Macenstein reader Dan S came across a listing on craigslist for a hardware competitor to Apple’s software Time Machine that will apparently let you travel not just back in time, but forward as well.


FREE TIME MACHINE:
Lack of funds have come up and put the skids on me finishing my dreams of building my time machine. I think I have it almost totally completed. I’ve run into one hill I can’t overcome with my small income. The time machine powers up and runs fine, however, the cryostaysis system doesn’t quite kick on. If anyone out there wants to take over my dreams of time travel, I will be willing to give this up for free. Imagine the chicks, the parties, all the bennies of knowing back then what you know now. This project should not fall into the wrong hands. I will be screening applicants. Thank you for reading my post.

Well, it may be a little rough around the edges, but the price is certainly right. This would be perfect for those times you not only want to retrieve your lost data, but for when you want to see what data you WILL lose on the future. I’m no Doc Brown, but I think all it needs is one of these home-made Flux Capacitors, and you should be good to go.

5 Responses to “Time Machine for sale”

  1. darrell Says:

    looks like the guy was planning to ditch it as far out into the woods as he could - but got lazy and left it at the edge of his driveway.

  2. Gareth R.N. Sloan Says:

    Now if only I could harness 1.21 gigawatts!

  3. Jonro Says:

    Bad deal. That’s the old-style time machine, the one-way only model. Use that and you will get stuck in the past. Believe me, I know. Ummm, I mean hypothetically, that’s how you could get stuck in 2008 when you only traveled back for a 2 week research project.

  4. Ian Says:

    why dont u show the inter pic of it:?

  5. Ian Says:

    ya i would use it for good i would make so that a lot of the bad things that happend to a lot of people that i know dident happen. so that a lot of people wouldent get hurt. so i would have moved out of my paernts house when i was 18.

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