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Finally, irrefutable video proof that Steve Jobs is healthy

July 25, 2008 by Dr. Macenstein
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Humor, Opinion, Rampant Speculation, Steve Jobs, video

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Despite numerous press releases and insider reports claiming Apple’s CEO is doing just fine, the press just can’t seem to let go of the idea that Steve Jobs’ health might be suffering. In fact, it seems these days nothing short of Steve bending over to let the press conduct their own prostate exams will quiet these doomsaying Chicken Littles. Well, luckily for Steve’s backside, we’ve found the next best thing.

This video, taken during this year’s World Wide Developer’s Conference Posedown Competition (an ADC Premier Membership-only event) shows that all those reports of a gaunt-looking Steve Jobs can simply be chalked up to the slimming effect one achieves when wearing a black turtleneck. As you can see, when shirtless, and properly oiled, Steve looks like the very picture of health. (Although Phil Schiller ultimately won the competition).

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OK, so now that the issue of Steve’s health is settled, maybe we can get my Apple stock price back up in the 200’s where it belongs. After all, everyone knows the MacBook touch is going to sell like ~~steroids~~..er… hotcakes!

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19 Comments on Finally, irrefutable video proof that Steve Jobs is healthy

Rowlings on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 8:20 am

Thank you so much for putting my mind at ease. I love Steve, and am glad to see he’s doing well, and also that he is not neglecting his lats.

Max Hawkins on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 8:48 am

I just laughed so hard…

TheCos on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 9:07 am

If this doesn’t shut up the press, nothing will!
Go STEVE!

Way Cool III on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 9:51 am

Lol!

Brian Ledbetter on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 10:16 am

Milk just came out of my nose, and I haven’t drank milk in years!

Fawzi on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 10:44 am

I’m sure Steve Jobs will see this and have a good laugh !

All the best to him and his familly…

And thanks for giving us beauty and pleasure in technology…

Tim on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 10:45 am

Someone has to say it, since it’s Mac-rumor related:

FAKE!

rich on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 10:58 am

I heard Schiller is a juicer. Steve gets his results NATURALLY.

ArtOfWarfare on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 11:22 am

normally I lie when I say “lol” and mean something more like “lqtm”. This time it’s the truth: LOL!

Cafe al Mediodia on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 1:38 pm

BUT WAIT !!!

He is on Steroids now ?!?!?!?!.

THAT’S WORSE !!!

APPLE IS DOOOMED !!!! I AM SELLING MY MACBOOK !!!

MooCow on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 2:11 pm

It’s a bad photoshop job, the shadows are all wrong.

Frank on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 2:19 pm

Ha!

By the way, I love how fake that site is… classic.

JJ on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 3:28 pm

OMG, His head is HUGE.

Tex on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 3:58 pm

Kudos to the producer…

chas on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 5:12 pm

Yes his head is huge but something else is really small

Partners in Grime on Fri, 25th Jul 2008 9:09 pm

Too funny!

jofer on Sun, 27th Jul 2008 5:52 am

No tiene gracia, sobretodo cuando se habla de la salud de una persona.

macFanDave on Sun, 27th Jul 2008 4:59 pm

The funny thing about this is that I’ve known a couple of guys who had competed in bodybuilding in their pasts and they both said that they were never UN-healthier than when they were in competitive form. Now, that’s irony!

Angel on Tue, 29th Jul 2008 1:39 pm