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Please tell me this is Photoshopped

November 21, 2008 by Dr. Macenstein
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Awesomeness, Humor, Photos, WTF

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Actually, don’t. I want this picture to be real so bad it hurts. Does the Segway come with splash guards?

Above: Maybe he should change his name to “The Wiz”

If that is indeed Woz, and he is indeed pissing while on a Segway at a public urinal, he is officially Macenstein’s “Man of the Year”. If it’s Photoshopped, then the guy who did it wins, because this picture has made me laugh for 10 straight minutes now. I’m leaning towards real because, if you look in the lower left, you’ll see yet another would-be Segway pee-er entering the frame, so odds are this was taken at some sort of Segway-centric event.

Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Charles for the pic! [Break]

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19 Comments on Please tell me this is Photoshopped

chris on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 10:58 am

oh hahaha! This is too good.

chris on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 11:02 am

Actually… now that I’ve stopped laughing, I’ve gotta go with Photoshopped. If you think about it, Woz would have had to ‘back-in’ the Segway to the pee-station and then turn around while on said Segway. Seems a little troublesome.

Million-dollar idea: Catheter and pee bag add on for Segway?

luque on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 11:08 am

dude…..

The Beaver on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 11:18 am

Please tell me this is Photshopped
should be
Please tell me this is Photoshopped

Dr. Macenstein on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 11:46 am

Not everyone can afford Photoshop, Beav. Some of us are stuck with Photshop.

-The Doc

dizzy on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 12:20 pm

“Not everyone can afford Photoshop, Beav. Some of us are stuck with Photshop.”
LOL

John Tibbet on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 12:34 pm

Not photoshoped. I was at this event and everyone was pissing from their segways. It’s was very funny.

And you didn’t back up you just spun around then turned and pissed. Not so hard.

darrell on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 1:03 pm

i wonder how he does a two-sie with it

Chris on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 1:17 pm

Hi all,
nice pic, but i believe that it is photoshopped. Regarding the fact, that i never have seen a public toilet in the USA without, hmm, right word is missing, protection for not beeing watched, this pic cannot be truth.
greetings from germany
Chris

Rowlings on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 1:23 pm

Wow. Taking a picture of a dude while he’s peeing is like bring a camera to a Strip club. It violates the code of men!
Still, funny pic!

ERIC on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 2:23 pm

@Chris,
You haen’t seen too many public urinals in the USA then. PLENTY of them don’t have privacy panels - especially older ones.

Paul on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 2:28 pm

@Chris

Wow. You’re so right. All of the restrooms in the USA are the same, and the only restrooms in existence over here are those that you’ve seen. You really figured it out. Great work.

Ass

Evergreen on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 2:48 pm

Actually, it s quite obvious he is not Woz, legs smaller, eyes and hair differents

flunkycarter on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 3:00 pm

remind me… what’s wrong with taking pictures at a strip club and how does it violate this code of men?

Jason on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 3:32 pm

If that’s not Woz, then I feel sorry for the guy. Imagine looking like Woz, but not having his money!
btw, I think it is him. How many guys that look exactly like him would have a Segway?

Bill on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 6:10 pm

Don’t you need your hands to drive a segway? If so, then he has to touch the handlebars before he washes after…after taking a leak! Yuck!

Azazello on Fri, 21st Nov 2008 8:09 pm

NOW I got it: Woz has a weight problem because of his Segway habit…
poor slob with $$$$
cheers poor slobs with no $$$!

Ben on Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 10:40 am

Ok, all you naysayers who dismissed this above - prepare to imbibe Woz’s micturation:

http://gizmodo.com/5095603/woz-really-does-everything-on-his-segway#c9054150

It was a setup (apparently done by Woz) which proves he really is the guileless gimp I always figured he was - thank god Jobs was around in the early days or he’d just be another footnote in the early history of computing….

Imagine Engine on Sun, 30th Nov 2008 2:42 pm