Please tell me this is Photoshopped
Actually, don’t. I want this picture to be real so bad it hurts. Does the Segway come with splash guards?
Above: Maybe he should change his name to “The Wiz”
If that is indeed Woz, and he is indeed pissing while on a Segway at a public urinal, he is officially Macenstein’s “Man of the Year”. If it’s Photoshopped, then the guy who did it wins, because this picture has made me laugh for 10 straight minutes now. I’m leaning towards real because, if you look in the lower left, you’ll see yet another would-be Segway pee-er entering the frame, so odds are this was taken at some sort of Segway-centric event.
Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Charles for the pic! [Break]
November 21st, 2008 at 10:58 am
oh hahaha! This is too good.
November 21st, 2008 at 11:02 am
Actually… now that I’ve stopped laughing, I’ve gotta go with Photoshopped. If you think about it, Woz would have had to ‘back-in’ the Segway to the pee-station and then turn around while on said Segway. Seems a little troublesome.
Million-dollar idea: Catheter and pee bag add on for Segway?
November 21st, 2008 at 11:08 am
dude…..
November 21st, 2008 at 11:18 am
Please tell me this is Photshopped
should be
Please tell me this is Photoshopped
November 21st, 2008 at 11:46 am
Not everyone can afford Photoshop, Beav. Some of us are stuck with Photshop.
-The Doc
November 21st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
“Not everyone can afford Photoshop, Beav. Some of us are stuck with Photshop.”
LOL
November 21st, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Not photoshoped. I was at this event and everyone was pissing from their segways. It’s was very funny.
And you didn’t back up you just spun around then turned and pissed. Not so hard.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
i wonder how he does a two-sie with it
November 21st, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Hi all,
nice pic, but i believe that it is photoshopped. Regarding the fact, that i never have seen a public toilet in the USA without, hmm, right word is missing, protection for not beeing watched, this pic cannot be truth.
greetings from germany
Chris
November 21st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Wow. Taking a picture of a dude while he’s peeing is like bring a camera to a Strip club. It violates the code of men!
Still, funny pic!
November 21st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@Chris,
You haen’t seen too many public urinals in the USA then. PLENTY of them don’t have privacy panels - especially older ones.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
@Chris
Wow. You’re so right. All of the restrooms in the USA are the same, and the only restrooms in existence over here are those that you’ve seen. You really figured it out. Great work.
Ass
November 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Actually, it s quite obvious he is not Woz, legs smaller, eyes and hair differents
November 21st, 2008 at 3:00 pm
remind me… what’s wrong with taking pictures at a strip club and how does it violate this code of men?
November 21st, 2008 at 3:32 pm
If that’s not Woz, then I feel sorry for the guy. Imagine looking like Woz, but not having his money!
btw, I think it is him. How many guys that look exactly like him would have a Segway?
November 21st, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Don’t you need your hands to drive a segway? If so, then he has to touch the handlebars before he washes after…after taking a leak! Yuck!
November 21st, 2008 at 8:09 pm
NOW I got it: Woz has a weight problem because of his Segway habit…
poor slob with $$$$
cheers poor slobs with no $$$!
November 22nd, 2008 at 10:40 am
Ok, all you naysayers who dismissed this above - prepare to imbibe Woz’s micturation:
http://gizmodo.com/5095603/woz-really-does-everything-on-his-segway#c9054150
It was a setup (apparently done by Woz) which proves he really is the guileless gimp I always figured he was - thank god Jobs was around in the early days or he’d just be another footnote in the early history of computing….
November 30th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Dam Papparzi. Can’t they let the man pee in peace?