Justin “I’m a Mac” Long now dating Kirsten Dunst

August 27th | Posted by Dr. Macenstein

That’s right. According to the New York Daily News, Apple pitchman Long and “Celebrity Mac chick” Dunst were spotted “…making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas. They were holding hands and were all over each other.”
Long has become quite the cocksman of late. Just a month ago Long and Drew Barrymore “were […]

A little something for the ladies… Justin Long naked

March 5th | Posted by Dr. Macenstein

Yum.
Well, here’s a little something for the ladies. A Shirtless Justin “I’m a Mac” Long on vacation. (Yes, that’s Drew Barrymore he’s with. Looks like Justin’s got game!)
We actually found some shots of John Hodgman on vacation with Ethel Barrymore, but in the interest of good taste, we’re not publishing them.

More pics of […]

Buy a MacBook, get a free… husband?

March 1st | Posted by Dr. Macenstein

According to Cosmo, which is NEVER wrong, girls looking to find a single man need look no further than their local Apple Store. That’s right. Thanks to sky-high Mac and iPod sales, Apple’s 142 Stores have made Cosmo’s short list of the The Best Places to Meet a Guy. Although, if Cosmo’s readers […]