People who live in glass houses shouldn’t sell MacBooks

September 3, 2009 by Dr. Macenstein · 20 Comments
Filed under: Apple Bashing, News, Theft 

Here’s something you’ll never see at a Microsoft retail store – a well-orchestrated “smash and grab” of desirable merchandise.

I was going to try to make some lame joke about about “Windows Crashes even at the Apple Store”, but I guess since it is technically a door, I can’t. I think the open-air mall locations just aren’t working for Apple. This is about the 5th or so break-in I’ve heard about recently.

[via TUAW]

iPod nano for just $49 (plus your Social Security Number)

August 13, 2009 by Dr. Macenstein · 29 Comments
Filed under: Theft, WTF 

Scoring an iPod nano for $100-off might seem like one of those deals that’s too good to be true, and guess what? It is. But that doesn’t mean that a bunch of people weren’t foolish enough to be taken in by this official-looking Apple clone of a site called theonedaynanosale.com that sprung up this morning. Yes, appearing in ads on Facebook early this morning, it came and went within hours, but that was apparently enough time for Apple to have to field a number of support calls about it.

Of course, like most scams, you kind of have to wonder at the intelligence of the person who would fall for this. I mean, when was the last time you had to enter your Social Security number to buy something on-line? Especially in order to “Identify your identity”?

As we mentioned, the site came and went fairly fast (it was pulled around 3PM), leaving only this small trace on nsspy showing that theonedaynanosale.com was registered early this morning, so hopefully not too many people are sitting by their mailboxes expecting the Apple bunny to hop up with their multi-colored bundle of nano joy.

Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader The Podfather for the tip.

“iFlighter Control” totally revamps the Flight Control genre

August 8, 2009 by Dr. Macenstein · 10 Comments
Filed under: Apple Bashing, Cynicism, Games, Theft, iPhone 

If you look quickly at these shots of the new game iFlighter Control you might foolishly think the game is a total rip-off of the wildly successful game Flight Control which has dominated the iTunes charts for months. But if you look closely, you’ll notice that the developers cleverly moved the pause button to the top of the screen from the bottom, thus totally changing the gameplay, and completely justifying Apple letting this original gem of a game through. Bravo Apple! Bravo!

iFlighter Control

flight control rip-off

flight control rip-off

As you can see, the games may APPEAR identical, right down to the fonts, but by moving the placement of the pause button, iFlighter Control’s developers really pushed the envelope in game development, and deserve to be applauded.

Flight Control

flight control rip-off

flight control rip-off

Apple rips us off once again

July 7, 2009 by Dr. Macenstein · 2 Comments
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Slow News Day, Theft, design 

In response to Apple’s 1 year app store celebration graphic, faithful Macenstein reader meggert writes: “didn’t you do something awhile back where you arranged a bunch of apps by color?”

Quite right, meggert. The day was July 29th, 2008, and I was so bored I arranged all my iPhone’s icons by color (see below).

Of course, I think now I pretty much have all 56,000 apps on the app store, so I could likely make an even more impressive rainbow, but I’m not into showboating.

This is not the first time Apple infringed on my amazingly original idea of icon arrangement. At WWDC this year Apple made a giant wall of icons, all sorted by color, and forgot to mention me.

Pretty sure this dude can take what he wants

June 2, 2009 by Dr. Macenstein · 5 Comments
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Awesomeness, Humor, Photos, Theft, iPod 

I think that little guy would be lucky if his iPod is all that guy took. I’m pretty sure that big guy could take the little fella’s pants, girlfriend, and house if he wanted. Still looking for a “Zune theft” poster…

[via weegeebored on Flickr]

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