A new take on the Konami code
Filed under: Awesomeness, Girls, Humor, WTF, iPhone, iPod Touch
Above: I’m not how you “level up”, but she sure seems happy.
Yet another odd app approval choice in Apple’s totally arbitrary “war on porn” to protect our children, although I must say, I am almost tempted to get this one based solely on the “reset” procedure (below). Kind of makes up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A look a bit lame.
- ? Lift her Skirt Up ?
with your own finger
and find Property of her underwear- Her ? eyes ? will
follow where u touch- Play ? Simple ? 3.00 sec game
and give her energy which matches
with her underwear’s property- Let her transform into
? Super Girl ?
by Level her up to Lv 30- She will level up once a day
if you can tap after 3 seconds
( 2.55 ~ 3.05 allowed )- If u get 3.00 sec exactly
she can level up more than once- You can reset Data by touching
her breasts
Left -> Right -> Left -> Right??????????????????????
This will be Fun !!!
??????????????????????
Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader joelom for the tip!
On line at the Sydney iPad Sleepout
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Awesomeness, Girls, Humor, iPad, video
Faithful Macenstein reader Jeremy Moses sent us this very cool mini documentary he and his friends at Variety Garage made giving us a glimpse behind the scenes of the iPad launch at Sydney’s Flagship Apple Store. (Well, really it appears to be a documentary of one very cute line waiter named “Jade” who for the record has an open invitation to be our Mac Chick of the Month), but it’s still very interesting to see what goes on during one of these overnight launch day campouts, and who’s actually on line. Their dedication ALMOST makes my 1 hour wait outside Best Buy on launch day pale in comparison. Almost.
Hopeless Romantic
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Awesomeness, Games, Geek Love, Girls, iPad
The Bride of Macenstein is no stranger to romance. Early on, while dating, I got her a .357 Magnum handgun for her birthday. I figured with a present like that, she could get herself all the jewelry she wanted. Well, flash forward some 15 or so years to Mother’s Day 2010, and the romance is as alive as ever. Behold my Mother’s Day gift to the Bride of Macenstein!
That’s right, it’s a collage of all her Flight Control HD scores, something ranked just above Jewelry and sightly below chocolate on most women’s wish lists.
You may recall that for quite some time The Bride of Macenstein had the number one score on a number of Flight Control HD levels, mostly because she was one of the first people to play the game, but also because she tends to kick ass. In fact, she is still in the top 5 on many levels, and like any true geek, is proud of the accomplishments which monopolized every spare waking hour of her life since we got the iPad.
Yes, now her Flight Control scores are some of the first things people see when entering our house, which should give you a pretty good idea of how we decorate.
And to all those women who had to put on a fake smile and graciously accept flowers, jewelry, and cars this Mother’s Day, I say to you, “Sorry.” Hopefully your next husband will love you as much as I love my wife.
The REAL benefit to being an iPad early adopter
When new technology comes out, cynics often claim that the early adopters pay the price not only in actual dollars, but by serving as guinea pigs for ironing out buggy 1st gen software and missing out on the cool 2nd generation hardware. But when I brought home my new iPad to the loving arms of the Bride of Macenstein, she had an experience that no 2nd gen iPad owner is likely to ever have. (For a couple of hours at least) she had one of the TOP 10 FLIGHT CONTROL SCORES IN THE WORLD!
That’s right. We picked up our iPad at 9AM Eastern time at a Best Buy, long before Fed Ex preorders and Apple stores were dishing out their iPads to the faithful who foolishly orders theirs in advance, and when I got home I mentioned to her, “You know, I bet not that many people have fired up the new Flight Control HD on their iPads yet… If you played real quick, you might have one of the top scores near us”. Well, being a Flight Control addict, the iPad was snatched out of my hands halfway through the last sentence, and off she went. Read more
Applegirl002 sings her way into our hearts
Filed under: Awesomeness, Geek Love, Girls, iPhone, video
Meet Applegirl002, or as I like to call her, “The Future Bride of Macenstein”. Sure, I’m already happily married, but let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time before she leaves me, and any woman with 3 iPhones who can sing like Beyonce is someone I can really see spending the rest of my life with.
Maybe I’m blinded by love, but I think she has a really nice voice, and I can easily see her as the opening act for the new Journey band, filling in for Beyonce in her band when she decides to go solo (well, even more solo). Applegirl002 also has a Lady Gaga video (via TUAW) and although the video is worth watching because she looks quite a bit hotter with her hair down, I think her Beyonce impression is where her future lies.
If she’s taking requests, I’d like to see “All The Single Ladies” set to iPhones.
“Felicity” predicts iPad in 1999
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Girls, WTF, iPad, video
Felicity’s writers might not have been able to predict that letting their star cut her hair would doom the show, but the DID predict the iPad a full11 years before Steve unveiled it.
Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Mike for the tip!
iBook Slippers keep your feet toasty while pole dancing
Filed under: Apple Fanboyism, Awesomeness, Girls, Humor
It’s long been known the number one problem facing strippers during the winter months is frostbite. Well, one inventive gal has come up with a solution that doesn’t get in the way of her chosen profession. Behold the iBook slippers.
Given the current value of the iBook, these might actually be cheaper than regular slippers. (Warning, do not watch this video on your iPhone, as it is probably considered “overtly sexual” by Apple)
