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		<title>Android tells Apple to Suck It</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2012/05/android-tells-apple-to-suck-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 01:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s one thing that has been missing in the cellular phone wars being waged across the globe, I think we can all agree it&#8217;s sodomy. Or, at least it WAS until one enterprising phone store in China decided to let the world know that Apple sucks Droid&#8217;s D – – K. There&#8217;s a couple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Having a Cell Phone was ALWAYS cool</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2012/05/having-a-cell-phone-was-always-cool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 16:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, this will take you back, assuming you were alive in the 80&#8242;s. Witness Zack Morris&#8217; (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) awesome cell phone from Saved by the Bell. It&#8217;s a slow news day Friday, so there&#8217;s really nothing overly Apple about this post, other than Apple should really hire Gosselaar to be the iPhone&#8217;s next spokesperson given [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nothing creepy about this</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2012/04/nothing-creepy-about-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 03:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s hard to really think of something coming out of Japan as &#8220;weird&#8221;, as there apparently is no such thing as &#8220;normal&#8221; there, but somehow this iPhone Hand Case just seems a little extra disturbing. I&#8217;d like to think that something is getting lost in the translation, but somehow I doubt it. The case, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Note to self: Do not buy iPhones while vacationing in Turkey</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2012/04/note-to-self-do-not-buy-iphones-while-vacationing-in-turkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Usually when I travel (and even more so now that I have kids) I end up buying a bunch of cheap, random, crappy souvenirs that I almost immediately throw out or put in a box when I get home, never to be seen again (with the notable exception of these 2-headed wolf neck pillows embroidered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Redefining iPhone &#8220;protection&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2012/04/redefining-iphone-protection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 19:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Don&#8217;t hate the Playa, hate the game&#8221;. Or, do what I do, and hate Chris. It should be fairly easy to do, after watching this video for the Playa iPhone case by Annex. Honestly, the idea of keeping a condom in your iPhone is pretty smart, as I often have no idea where my wallet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tim Cook Unboxes the new iPad</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2012/03/tim-cook-unboxes-the-new-ipad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 02:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Funny Or Die video of &#8220;Tim Cook&#8221; unboxing the new iPad isn&#8217;t exactly the most ACCURATE Tim Cook parody we&#8217;ve seen (not that we&#8217;ve seen many Tim Cook parodies yet) – Mike Hanford seems to be channeling Clay Aiken more than Cook – but still, I found it worth reposting if for no other reason [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, Whatever works!</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2012/01/hey-whatever-works/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can&#8217;t argue with results. Fotoshop by Adobé from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo. Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Walter for the tip!]]></description>
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		<title>FINALLY! Wireless baby-weighing comes to the iPhone!</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2012/01/finally-wireless-baby-weighing-comes-to-the-iphone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Usually around January 5th or so I begin to think &#8220;Hmm&#8230; maybe I should have booked a trip to CES this year&#8221;, but then around January 9th, when I get press releases like this: &#8220; Withings Unveils World’s First Internet Connected Baby and Toddler Scale Las Vegas Nevada, CES – January 8, 2012 &#8212; Today, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is why the terrorists hate us</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/11/this-is-why-the-terrorists-hate-us/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/11/this-is-why-the-terrorists-hate-us/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:43:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awww&#8230; look at the cute little kitty playing with the World&#8217;s most expensive cat toy! That&#8217;s right, this is a real app. It&#8217;s called Game for Cats (iTunes), and it&#8217;s free if you have a (preferably declawed) cat you&#8217;d like to mess with. Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Marksman for the tip!]]></description>
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		<title>NSFW: Siri as marriage counselor</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/11/nsfw-siri-as-marriage-counselor/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/11/nsfw-siri-as-marriage-counselor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 03:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With more and more of us becoming more comfortable talking to our phones than each other, I actually don&#8217;t think this is too far off. Thanks to faithful Macenstein reader Mike for the tip! Via CollegeHumor]]></description>
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