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		<title>Kid pees on school MacBook cart &#8211; causes $36,000 in damages</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2012/04/kid-pees-on-school-macbook-cart-causes-36000-in-damages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a math problem for you: If you take the entire volume of urine found in the average 11-yar-old&#8217;s bladder and pour it over a school computer cart, how many MacBooks will it ruin? Answer? $36,000 worth, at least according to the Upper Allen Township Police department. &#8220;An 11-year-old boy urinated on several MacBook computers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple shuts down M.I.C., once again</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/04/apple-shuts-down-m-i-c-once-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=11571</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahh, would you look at what I got in the mail today, a message form M.I.C telling me that Apple has ordered them to stop selling their iHub USB hub. Luckily, it says my order will still be honored, so it would seem I am quickly building quite the collection of &#8220;Apple-legal-cease-and-desist&#8221; devices from M.I.C, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bring on the haters!</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/04/bring-on-the-haters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 06:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=11182</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yep, Macenstein has gotten a long overdue fresh coat of paint, and if running this site for six years has taught me anything, I assume some of you would like to bitch about it. So, here&#8217;s your chance. Personally, I like it and can&#8217;t imagine there was much about the old look that anyone would [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>41</slash:comments>
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		<title>Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/04/nerd-alert-nerd-alert/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/04/nerd-alert-nerd-alert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 13:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awesomeness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, my Justice League MacBook Pro decal is truly impressive, what with the Apple Logo illuminating Superman&#8217;s &#8220;S&#8221; and all. But to really appreciate how awesome I am, and to properly gauge just how much you should want to be my friend, I think it&#8217;s best to take a step back and view the decal [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>AT&amp;T eats T-Mobile and I am FURIOUS!</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/03/att-eats-t-mobile-and-i-am-furious/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/03/att-eats-t-mobile-and-i-am-furious/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 02:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=10884</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Now THAT&#8217;S a Super Moon!&#8221; While everyone was distracted looking at that EXTREMELY over-hyped Super Moon this weekend (seriously, what was the big deal? It looked the same as always here&#8230;) AT&#038;T announced it plans to buy T-Mobile for $39 billion. This is apparently cause for everyone to run around in circles screaming, because it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iMac Hit by 8.9 Magnitude Quake in Japan</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/03/imac-hit-by-8-9-magnitude-quake-in-japan/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/03/imac-hit-by-8-9-magnitude-quake-in-japan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 15:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The tragedy in Japan just keeps getting worse&#8230; Luckily it looks like the iMac&#8217;s owner got out safely. Our thoughts go out to our Japanese readers.]]></description>
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		<title>PA laptop spying settlement: Student gets $175,000, lawyer gets $425,000</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/10/pa-laptop-spying-settlement-student-gets-175000-lawyer-gets-425000/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/10/pa-laptop-spying-settlement-student-gets-175000-lawyer-gets-425000/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 03:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, this makes sense. Remember that case in Pennsylvania where a school district secretly took pictures of students in their homes via their Macs&#8217; built-in iSights? Well, the Chicago Tribune is reporting that the Lower Merion School District has settled the suit for a whopping $610,000. Well deserved to be sure, given how creepy the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John Mayer lost his iPhone &#8211; Every hot chick in California freaking out</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/09/john-mayer-lost-his-iphone-every-hot-chick-in-california-freaking-out/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/09/john-mayer-lost-his-iphone-every-hot-chick-in-california-freaking-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 02:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=9546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Notorious poon hound Musician John Mayer, who once blogged: &#8220;I look forward to hours of Fruit Ninja while enjoying a stable romantic relationship sometime within the lifespan of the iPhone 4. Don’t snicker. Just wish me the best.&#8221; has apparently lost the aforementioned iPhone 4. Having recently lost an iPhone myself (well, the Bride of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kickbacks are outs if you catch them</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/08/kickbacks-are-outs-if-you-catch-them/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/08/kickbacks-are-outs-if-you-catch-them/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to the San Jose Mercury News, Paul Shin Devine, &#8220;A midlevel Apple manager was arrested Friday and accused of accepting more than $1 million in kickbacks from half a dozen Asian suppliers of iPhone and iPod accessories in a federal indictment unsealed and a separate civil suit.&#8221; When I first read that, I thought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Review: Words with Friends – Buy it and then come kick my ass</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/04/review-words-with-friends-%e2%80%93-buy-it-and-then-come-kick-my-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/04/review-words-with-friends-%e2%80%93-buy-it-and-then-come-kick-my-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 20:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s more fun than playing Scrabble? EVERYTHING! Which is why it&#8217;s so odd that I am so thoroughly addicted to playing]]></description>
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