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		<title>Stay Classy: Westboro Baptist Church announces (via iPhone) it will protest Steve Jobs Funeral</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/10/stay-classy-westboro-baptist-church-announces-via-iphone-it-will-protest-steve-jobs-funeral/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would say it is ironic that the Westboro Baptist Church (of the infamous &#8220;God Hates Fags&#8221; movement which gained fame protesting outside of the funerals of little girls and fallen soldiers) announced that they will be protesting Steve Jobs&#8217; funeral via an iPhone, but unfortunately, they already beat me to it. Yes, God hates [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lion&#8217;s Mail dredges up the past</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/09/lions-mail-dredges-up-the-past/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/09/lions-mail-dredges-up-the-past/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 19:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=14197</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[People have long held the notion that the Mac is geared towards the &#8220;creative&#8221; mind, although usually they are referring to graphic artists using applications such as Photoshop, Painter, Illustrator and such to help express their creativity. However, with Lion, it is Apple&#8217;s OS itself that is forcing us to be creative, or, more specifically, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Jobs retires as CEO</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/08/steve-jobs-retires-as-ceo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 22:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sure hope Tim Cook has been practicing his terse, one-line emails, because it looks like Steve won&#8217;t be on the receiving end of our FCP Pro X complaints anymore. &#8220;Letter from Steve Jobs CUPERTINO, Calif.&#8211;(BUSINESS WIRE)&#8211; To the Apple Board of Directors and the Apple Community: I have always said if there ever came [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why has Apple&#8217;s Training and Certification&#8221; page been down for nearly a week?</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/07/why-has-apples-training-and-certification-page-been-down-for-nearly-a-week/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/07/why-has-apples-training-and-certification-page-been-down-for-nearly-a-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 20:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=13690</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, have you checked out Apple&#8217;s Training and Certification page lately? Us neither. But apparently it has been down for awhile. Faithful Macenstein reader Andrew asks: &#8220;Apple&#8217;s training &#038; certification website is down, and it appears that it may have been down at least since July 20 according to Google&#8217;s cache of the site. What&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot-selling Casey Anthony Trial apps confirm that everyone sucks</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/07/hot-selling-casey-anthony-trial-apps-confirm-that-everyone-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/07/hot-selling-casey-anthony-trial-apps-confirm-that-everyone-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 03:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=13421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know where you fall on the whole &#8220;mom&#8217;s (allegedly) killing their own kids debate, but I would hope you would find people trying to profit from it somewhat distasteful. That being said, apparently quite a few of you DON&#8217;T, as the app Casey Anthony Trial with LIVE STREAM, News, Videos, Audio, Documents and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iMac Hit by 8.9 Magnitude Quake in Japan</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/03/imac-hit-by-8-9-magnitude-quake-in-japan/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/03/imac-hit-by-8-9-magnitude-quake-in-japan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 15:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The tragedy in Japan just keeps getting worse&#8230; Luckily it looks like the iMac&#8217;s owner got out safely. Our thoughts go out to our Japanese readers.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Steve Jobs de-knighted?</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/03/steve-jobs-de-knighted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=10718</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to The Telegraph, Steve Jobs was just seconds away from obtaining a British knighthood when former Prime Minister Gordon Brown squashed the deal out of spite when Jobs declined to speak speak at Labour’s annual conference. Mr Jobs was put forward for the honour by the MP for services to technology. Apple is credited [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Enquirer says Steve Jobs has 6 weeks left to live: Mariah Carey&#8217;s sister is a $250 per hour adult escort</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/02/enquirer-says-steve-jobs-has-6-weeks-left-to-live-mariah-careys-sister-is-a-250-per-hour-adult-escort/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/02/enquirer-says-steve-jobs-has-6-weeks-left-to-live-mariah-careys-sister-is-a-250-per-hour-adult-escort/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 03:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=10642</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Man, I am REALLY missing those days when the National Enquirer ran nothing but Big Foot sightings and alien probing stories. Unfortunately, in recent years the Enquirer has become a fairly accurate and legitimate news source, breaking some fairly major stories in the tabloid world, which is all the more disheartening as their latest headline [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Jobs on Medical Leave</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/01/steve-jobs-on-medical-leave/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2011/01/steve-jobs-on-medical-leave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 14:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://macenstein.com/default/?p=10395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to Cult of Mac, Jobs sent the following message to staff this morning: &#8220;Team, At my request, the board of directors has granted me a medical leave of absence so I can focus on my health. I will continue as CEO and be involved in major strategic decisions for the company. I have asked [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>New Fieldrunners update is AWESOME (Except that it sucks)</title>
		<link>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/12/new-fieldrunners-update-is-awesome-except-that-it-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://macenstein.com/default/2010/12/new-fieldrunners-update-is-awesome-except-that-it-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2010 00:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Macenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Thursday a new free update to Fieldrunners arrived on my iPad (a paid version for the iPhone subsequently hit today) featuring multi-player and 3 new maps. As anyone who knows me knows, Fieldrunners is perhaps my all-time favorite iOS game, so I viewed this unexpected update as a true Christmas miracle. All three new [...]]]></description>
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