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Watch out “Slide to Unlock Panties makers” – You’re about to get some competition

If there’s one thing Apple is known for, it’s its ability to analyze the problems in an existing product segment and dramatically improve that product via simplification and attention to design. That is why I am so excited to see what improvements Apple makes to the “Slide to Unlock” panties that people have been selling for the past four years now that the United States Patent & Trademark Office has finally granted Apple a patent on the term “Slide to unlock”.

Now, I’m no Johnny Ive, but I would guess that given Apple’s track record, we should expect to see Apple’s version of the “Slide to Unlock Panties” to be thinner, lighter, and support multi-touch gestures, which might finally get people to line up outside of Apple Stores for a change.

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4 Responses to “Watch out “Slide to Unlock Panties makers” – You’re about to get some competition”
  1. ArtOfWarfare says:

    I’ve actually found that these imitation Apple panties do not have particularly good single touch screens, let alone multitouch. The slider doesn’t move along its track with my touch at all. At best, the slider follows my touch, along with the rest of the panties (which isn’t half bad from one perspective…)

  2. Rob says:

    @ArtOfWarfare…have you tried to use a stylus

  3. Diana says:

    uh ew?

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