Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
“Hmm… how fast can I grow mullet?”
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Monday (March 3rd) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via MacRumors forum]
[AND THE WINNER IS… John WITH “Dude! What does mine say?” Nice one, John! Obviously you’ve been drunk before. You’re gift certificate is on it’s way!
I hope my tattoo is not jealous of my candy necklace…
Looks like the inkjet heads need cleaning.
C’mon! Starbucks’ gettin’ sued for iTunes Promo cards, and you stick with all these geographical limitations! Screw ’em , I say. You can always send us 10$ cash and be sure we can faithfully fire up our european cigars with that loose change of yours… 🙂
Anyway, I got nothing to say about this retard. No, wait yeah, he’s got strangely swallen shoulders, I can say that, and my congratulations to that tatto artist who hasn’t gone to the Kindergarten ( where usually you learn how to color within borders…)
Wait! The picture has to be reflected on a mirror, I can’t stand that this freak had his apple flipped voluntarily….
Guess where her reset button is !
Is the Apple Logo tatooed in the right direction on her chest ?
That’s what you get for partying at MacWorld
William Tell’s idiot son.
Somewhere, a mother is weeping…
And, lo, the Lord thy Jobs did bestow upon his people the sign. And they received the sign, a seal of the righteousness of the faith: that he might be the father of all them that believe; that righteousness might be imputed unto them also.
Stretchmarks! Boom!
Not an official Apple Product
Dude!
What does mine say?
LMFAO @ John u so win lol
Butthead Tramp Stamp
Because I’m feeling Carrot Top-ish:
Introducing Mac OS-XXL; say goodbye to all of that clutter in your fridge.
cool huh? now want to see what I got on my *ss?
test
Wow, OS X is really fast!! So fast it’ll melt your tattoo!
BTW, Who won the last “Write a caption” contest?
She (or he) thought it was just another gay pride tattoo.
Happy Birthday Steve! This one’s for you!
“Why did I think it was ok to let someone with Parkinson’s Disease do my tattoo?”
Who painted my Turtwig?
Applebee’s employee makes career ending mistake.
The Jobs underground youth brigade strikes again!
The world’s fattest notebook. MeatBook.
I hope they don’t change logos again … I’m running out of room!
Need make-up, job interview at microsoft today…OMG.
dude, i told you to use the PERMANENT markers. look how much it smeared. idiot.
What’s Next?
Moe was an apple fan too.
Picture from book of Genitalia as a Result of Genetic Defect. Caption: Note how the hair grows at the top of the penis. Also note the strange discoloration at the base.
“Hey nice tattoo , now lets hope Apple doesn’t change their logo in the…oopps too late..”
Macenstein’s latest Mac Chick doesn’t instill a lot of confidence in the readership.
“How would you like to take another bite outta my apple ;)”
Bonnnggg!
“I’m only little now, but one day I’ll be known as Macintosh X, spokesperson for the Nation of Unix, portrayed by Ellen Page in a Pixar movie and declared by Steve Jobs to be the real Big Apple. Not New York City. Me! The tattooed girl Macenstein dared to ridicule. Oh, they better watch their back…instead of mine.”
I said, “Big Fruit’s got your back.†Now say it again. “Big Fruit’s got your back.†Louder! Steve, I can’t hear you. Steve, I’m doing this for you.
Now that I’m qualified for Mac Chick of the Month, I’m available for a photo spread anytime.
Man, that’s the last time I get hammered with Steve Jobs! He’s an asshole!
Talk about a crummy birthmark…..
It started out as a pimple on my butt……
Rollin with the J-O-B-S!
Once you go Mac…
You never go back.
🙂
“If you wear 3-D glasses you’ll see an olive ascending a rainbow staircase. It’s not an Apple logo; it’s a condiment fantasy sequence.â€
“It puts the tatoo on. It does this whenever it’s told.” “Yes, Steve. Right away, Steve.”
the mark of the beast(ly).
So this is what a typical mac user looks like.
Designed by Apple in California. Made in basement with marker.