Write a Caption, Win a prize
[THANK YOU. THE CONTEST HAS ENDED, WE HAVE WA WINNER]
Worst… Father’s Day Present… EVER.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Monday (June 30th) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via Joystiq]
[AND THE WINNER IS… Keith J with “We’ve secretly switched Jim’s usual coffee with Folger’s crystals. Let’s see what happens…” Congrats Keith, your iTunes gift certificate is on its way. (and a special runners up mention goes to Gerard with “Cloaking deactivated.” Very nice.]
“With My Spear and Magic Helmet”
E.Fudd
‘This Father’s day, don’t just get him a super-hero suit that he can look stupid in; get him a suit that has one enormous shoe and one tiny one, then he can look really stupid.’
After the auditons for Blue Man Group didn’t go so well, Tobais decided to try something a little different.
Oh, dear. She’s never gonna’ call me now….
Mega Man, as you’ve never seen him before.
Surprise at the Microsoft Developers Conference:
Beware…I am the Blue Screen of Death, ready to pounce without notice on your programming creativity.
Are we doing Father-Son bonding yet?
Are you proud of me now son?
“I’m blue da bo de da bo da bu da bo dee da da.”
An interesting side effect of taking GNC’s Mega Man vitamins.
Santa Clause is just a tale but megaman is REAL! He isn’t imaginary, my son.
Please dad, can we go home now?
The amazing new all-around security coming in Windows 7.
BlueBugBlaster™ – No one is safe.
Do these tights make me look fat?
LOOK AT MY CROTCH. LOOK AT MY CROTCH. LOOOOOOK AT MY CROTCH!
Cosplay will never be sexy again…ever!
“Halo was a lot more fun on xbox..”
First prize winner of the “Tron” lookalike contest, Bob shows off the money shot.
Lego Luke says to Lego Vader, “That’s not true. That’s impossible! This is the worst father’s day EVER!”
“Hurry up and take the picture already. I can’t hold this cool pose much longer.”
I’ll apprehend you with my blue muff.
Papa Smurf day
Brian prepares for his July 11 line cutting procedure
to the tune of Particle-Man
Mega-man, Mega-man, scaring children wherever he can.
Being the best otaku fan.
What’s his problem, no one knows.
Mega-man.
“I don’t know if this is as threatening as the man in the costume shop promised it would be, but it sure did clear the building pretty fast.”
NURSE TO ROOM 8
If your still single once I get a girlfriend,, then you should worry!
Could someone help me! I can’t get the rabbit out of that blue muff.
I only do this to wear sexy tight panties. xD
Well, at least dad found a use for the flashlight we gave him.
I know I’m not supposed to enter, but I can’t resist, so give away the prize to the second best caption or so, should this one be the best :p
“Apple demonstrating the new protective sleeve, which will be shipped with the iPhone 3G, all around the world”
WWDC Security
Does the helmet make me look fat?
“This may be MegaMan’s final kick-off as an Indianapolis Colt, pending the up-and-coming results of the biopsy on his unusual foot tumor.”
I ASKED FOR THE BLUE POWER RANGER JUMP SUIT!!!
Set for release during the summer blockbuster season of 2010, Mega Man: The Movie, will be directed by Uwe Boll and stars Patton Oswalt.
“Get equipped with Super Arm Stump!”
Little Johnny will be so proud! This is gonna be the best career day ever!
Orgazmo has nothing on this!
Anyone have a *LOT* of ice. I’ve sprained my ankle and broken my foot.
Really, you DO NOT want to know what comes out of this thing …
FREZE MOTHERFUCKER
I AM MEGA MAN BICH
a father learns.. no sex = no kids
“So you’re telling me my son is the fourth (and gay) member of the blue man group?”
What do you mean you won’t go on a date with me?!?!?!? I thought all Mac Chicks dug guys in uniform!
Put the money in the bag. Slowly.
ROBO SMURF enough said.
How else did you think I landed that supermodel girlfriend? Who’s the dork now, dude?
“VIAGRA… If you have an erection that lasting more than four hours, see your doctor…”
SPOON! oh wait am no the tick. DAMN!