Write a Caption, Win a prize
[THANK YOU. THE CONTEST HAS ENDED, WE HAVE WA WINNER]
Worst… Father’s Day Present… EVER.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Monday (June 30th) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via Joystiq]
[AND THE WINNER IS… Keith J with “We’ve secretly switched Jim’s usual coffee with Folger’s crystals. Let’s see what happens…” Congrats Keith, your iTunes gift certificate is on its way. (and a special runners up mention goes to Gerard with “Cloaking deactivated.” Very nice.]
All the Spiderman costumes where taken.
i know i should not have believed she had taken her birth control pill.
Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
I’m not going to ask a second time: which one of you took my bran muffins?
I fear satori will always elude you, Yoga-Man. Triangle pose is not a lunge.
With my trusty natural sunlight lamp I will destroy all your Vitamin D deficiencies. Take that, unhealthy one!
Mega man was ready at this years WWDC and determined to have the first iPhone 3G all to himself.
This WWDC Mega Man was ready to steal the first iPhone 3G as it left Steve’s pocket.
Stunned mega man realized his costume did not have a pocket for the new iphone.
… yeah… thats right… its …. VISTA-MAN!
Damn temp jobs for ex-cons. My choices today were MegaMan here at the theater or blumpkin boy at the fetish convention. Go ahead and f***in laugh at my pose. At least I feel safe here.
Observe the “Over-step.” a technique used to liberate stubborn wedgies…
“I’ll show everyone!…I WILL be the next Rock Star fitness coach!… aaaand Streeeetch”
Special news report, the Blue Bomber also known as Mega Man wrecked havoc on the Moscone convention center after realizing that he would not be able to use the new iPhone 3G after having his Mega Buster permanently affixed to his arm. In local news…..
Microsoft introduces the “Indigo Guy Gang,” an original, revolutionary idea in performance art.
“Unlike anything ever created”
– John C. Dvorak
“WTF?”
– Walt Mossberg
»TO EMBARRASSMENT – AND BEYOOOND!!!”
“Oh wait….And one more thing…….. *Switches Position”……. Boom!”
Jeremy was unaware that “blue balls” could spread throughout the whole body without proper treatment.
The world’s most evil villains are no match for my ridiculous costume which triggers such fits of laughter as to render them helpless.
The Blue Man Group auditions during the Disco era.
Want a low-cost alternative to Apple TV? Get Projection Plum TV by Psystar (white wall not included).
“When you are in town, wearing some kind of uniform is helpful, policeman, priest, etc…Otherwise it might appear that you have no idea what you are doing, that you are merely wandering the earth, no particular reason for being here, no particular place to go.” — Louis Jenkins
Don’t tase me, Bro! I’m nearly ready to transition to Vista.
“Faster than the photocopiers at Redmond”
“More Powerful than the Blue Screen of Death”
“Able to leap tall piles of unused Zunes in a single bound”
LOOK down on the ground! Is it a turd? is it insane? NO its
V I S TA …. M AAAAAAA N
After failing to advance on American Idol,
Ted thought he’d take a shot at the Blue Man Group .
I’d rather be blue, thinking of you on Father’s Day then to not think of you at all. I love you Daddy.
After Speed Dating, Martin decided to take matters into his own hands.
And kick, one,two, and swish, one two.
Mega security measures were put in place as Apple introduced the new iPhone.
Papa Smurf told me” there will be days like this .”
I told you, the mother wasn’t gonna think i was one of her baby blue whale without sound affect !
Bring it on Gargamel !
How humilating is this ? I can’t get the right sleeve on !
I’m so humilated..the right sleeve does not fit ,Duh !
Ben, use your hamster style!
I’m a stunt man for the Blue Man group.
still not as dorky as the tron guy
Oh, I thought everyone dressed in blue jumpsuits around here…
come on you know I look fab-u-lous!!! let me shoot you with my love gun baby
Either Snow Leopard runs on PowerPC machines or I fire this redeemer!
SAY YOU LOVE VISTA! SAY IT!!!!!!
GIVE ME SNOWCAPS!!!!!
Jim got quite enraged and powered up his proton canon when he realized that the e-mail announcing the cancellation of the Megaman look-a-like contest had been blocked by Vista!
Think I can’t kick butt??Better check out my right foot and then run!
Oh hi honey. Where am I? Um, I’m at the office in a meeting.
For the last time, my name is Megaman and I DO NOT do children’s parties!
No one could quite understand why only 5 people gathered (by accident) to see the awesome power and advanced weaponry of our newest hero…..THE BLUE BULGE! Then again, there is a sale at Kohl’s and this guys a dork.
Now we’re going to do reverse lunges. For those of you who are advanced and want to use resistance, grab your ion blaster…and lift, and lift, and lunge, and lunge.
I don’t want to grow up, cause maybe if I did, white coats would take me to be committed.
Hi. I’m Megaman. You might remember me from such films as Megaman versus the Polka Dot Aliens, and Megaman versus the evil Pink Unicorn People, but today I’m here to talk to you about abstinence.
Look who we’ve got our Hanes on now.
“Always remember you were built by the lowest bidder”