Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER – KEVIN T WITH ” We should move along… these aren’t the ports we’re looking for…” YES, IT WAS SLIGHTLY OUT OF ORDER, BUT HE WAS THE FIRST WITH THE IDEA.]
Mr. Jobs is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress. …
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
This picture was taken from what I think may be the best flickr photostream of all time, and if you have even a shred of geek in you, you need to check it out.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Friday (May 15th) at 11:59PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
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[Original image via 713 Avenue on flickr]
Proof the Dark Side is removing FireWire ports!
Screw this, Jedi!
I have feeling that once we get inside we’ll finally find the droids we’re looking for!
Too bad this contest wasn’t announced yesterday, since it was “officially” Star Wars Day. May the 4th be with you. 😉
This new DeathBook has NO weaknesses!
(and I have a US account 🙂 )
This should slow their progress long enough for us to saturate the airwaves with the new ‘Laptop Hunter’ ad…
They Forced us to do this, macbookpro’s don’t die
(europe accpunt, but fun anyway)
Hey you with the Glow-stick!
Aren’t you a little short to be a Mac user?
Microsoft tech support.
After seeing what Windows did to the first death star, the Empire decided to go in a new direction…
We should move along… these aren’t the ports we’re looking for…
How many Stormtroopers does it take to fix a Macbook Pro? Two, one to do it and one to shoot him and take the credit.
You don’t need that Firewire 400 Port. You’re right, we don’t need that Firewire 400 Port…..move along, move along.
“The Death Star plans are not in the main computer.”
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Microsoft’s cooperate spys REALLY get into there role
Anything R2 can do I can do better…
“Captain, do we really need to dismantle all these MB Pro Rev1 ?”
“Lord Vader told us to, we have to. He decided to replace the matt screen by a glossy one. Quite strange…”
Taxpayer dollars at work!
Public works department…one guy working, the rest looking at guy working.
Imperial Officer: [seeing Luke and Han disguised as Stormtroopers taking MacBook to the prison level] Where are you taking this… thing?
Luke: Prisoner transfer. Cell block 1138?
Imperial Officer: I wasn’t notified. I’ll have it cleared.
[signals another imperial officer to check MacBook; MacBook breaks out of his binders]
Han Solo: Look out he’s loose!
Luke: He’ll tear us all apart!
Han Solo: I’ll get ‘im!
[they shoot out the security cameras and kill the officers]
I’ve got two. I hope you’ll still consider this. I need some new tunes.
Quote 1: “Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.”
Quote 2: Stormtrooper #1: “Do you know what’s going on?”
Stormtrooper #2: “Maybe it’s another drill.”
Look at the size of that thing!!!!!
Did you hear that?
So the files are IN the computer?!
I’m PC and I have Darth Vaders screwdriver!
Next we’ll install a screen on the exhaust port.
Die, rebel scum!
May the “3G Force” be with you.
May the “3G Force” be with you… We can help!
Any port in a storm…
Our first failure was due to our PC freezing when we needed it most. This time there is not chance of failure!
“Rectum? Damn near killed ’em! Hahaha”
We’re here looking for Jews. Do you have any inside?
for the most efficient death stars think OS X 10.8 (Codename: Darth)
Computer savvy I am
Are you sure your men are installing the LoJack correctly? I’m taking an awful risk, Vader …
as you can see, the non “Apple Certified Technicians” hide there faces for fear of retribution of voiding the warranty.
Dude. USB, Firewire ports and you bring a magnify glass and a drill gun?
It figures … metric!
The worst thing about rebel scum is that it gets in all the little places. The only thing worse is rebel grime.
42?
What kind of answer is that?
Oh Lord Vader is going to be pissed !!
Open up Sir it’s the RIAA – we have a warrant to check for illegal mp3 downloads.
“Use the ports, Luke”
I feel so 2006 in my white plastic uniform.
Aaah. Negative, Negative, just a small Macbook leak, we’ve got it under control, everything’s fine here! How are you?
Alright, I’m not very funny or clever but I will give it a go…
Stormtrooper 1: It’s resisting! We Can’t penetrate from the outside! It’s too strong!!
Stormtrooper 2: Damn you Steve Jobs and your incredibally built and sexy machines.
Stormtrooper 1: Vader is gonna be sooo pissed.
Alright I gave it my best…
Oh, that’s just one of the *cosmetic* screws… On to the next one!
( https://macenstein.com/index.php?s=cosmetic+screws )
Dude. You’re small….the screw is the size of an LP…what’s the magnifying glass for?
This is not the droid we are looking for! Move Along!