Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER – KEVIN T WITH ” We should move along… these aren’t the ports we’re looking for…” YES, IT WAS SLIGHTLY OUT OF ORDER, BUT HE WAS THE FIRST WITH THE IDEA.]
Mr. Jobs is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress. …
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
This picture was taken from what I think may be the best flickr photostream of all time, and if you have even a shred of geek in you, you need to check it out.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Friday (May 15th) at 11:59PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image via 713 Avenue on flickr]
Buy a PC or the MAC gets it!
Offscreen: Move it! This deathbook needs to be running by now!
Troopers: Bbbut Sir, it will take a while. It’s not like we got one of those new unibody deathbooks..
duh.. I read the only-US-part too late :/ well so no gift-card for me then..
“We have hacked into the mainframe Lord Vader.”
[Steve Jobs and Tim Cook:]
“This firewire port is now almost obsolete, Let’s take it out now just to bother everyone!”
“Ugh. My mom told me not to leave that job at PEZ.”
crap did you see that? I think shose were the droids we were looking for
“Look sir, droids!”
”Don’t let unibody construction put you out of work!”
The preceding has been a public service announcement from the American Federation of Labor and the Minifig Employment Consortium of America.
All your hard drives are belong to us.
Apple components, Storm Trooper components, All made in Taiwan!
The MPAA has gone too far.
Symmetrical screws? Yes, Lord Vader
What are YOU lookin’ at?!?!?! We’ve looked everywhere else for those freakin’ droids……..
“Han, I can just use the force to get inside.” “Shut up, kid.”
These are not the ports we’re looking for.
Next on CNN: The truth behind the Microsoft Laptop Hunters Ads. CEO Steve Balmer sends Storm Troopers to hold Sheila’s MBP hostage until she agrees to terms that PCs can in fact do video editing & buy a PC on camera.
These are not the ports you’re looking for.
joey lost my phillips head. got one i can borrow?
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic.
Stormtrooper #1: “Do you know what’s going on?”
Stormtrooper #2: “Maybe it’s another drill.”
Nothing to see here.. Move along….
Han Solo: Uh, everything’s under control. Situation normal.
Voice: What happened?
Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Voice: We’re sending a squad up.
Han Solo: Uh, uh… negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
I hate having to work on these small thermal exhaust ports!
“usb port cleaned, let’s move along and attempt to fix Windows.”
“I’m glad I found you finally TK421. I’d never of gotten this open alone.”
“Copy.”
Of course I know what I’m doing.
We’re looking for impostors. Did you see a Dell Adamo go by here?
Vader’s gonna be pissed when he sees this!
This is the only screwing I’m doing today.
Add a port. Remove a port. Make up your mind already!
Trooper A: “Have you seen the new T-17?”
Trooper B: “Yeah, looks like they modified the ion engine.”
Trooper A: “I still prefer the old T-16’s.”
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die…
Everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Is this the highly sophisticated droid know as Macenstein?
Let’s see the rebels hit these with a proton torpedo.
And this is how you connect your external monitor into the new micro displayport.
Hand over the Mac Chicks or we will commence destruction of your Macbook Pro!
Dude I’m making it a Dell!
Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
Only one person would dare spill raspberry… LONESTAR!!!!!
What? We have clearance.
Shit! Vaders coming, look busy!
Damn! They use metric screws and we use Imperial ones!
Aren’t you a little short for a Mac Genius?
We’re going to be the first ones to ACTUALLY get a virus into a Mac. You remembered to bring it with you didn’t you?
Stormtrooper: Do you know what’s going on?
Other stormtrooper: Maybe it’s another drill.
Hi I’m a Stormtrooper
And im a clonetrooper
This isn’t the Macbook you’re looking for.