Write a caption, win a prize
[Thank you WE HAVE A WINNER! This contest is now closed. Congrats to Faithful Macenstein reader Dick Nick who won with “At least I got the two important things in the divorce.” There were actually quite a few truly good captions this time around, and many variations on certain themes, so this was indeed a hard choice to make.]
Just admit it, you lost your ball.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Friday (Oct 30th) at 11:59PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image courtesy of soopahgrover via flickr]
Model 0.1, Codenamed; Eve.
At least I got the two important things in the divorce.
Retirement
I H A T E Snow Leopard!
Will work for RAM!
Pssst—hey buddy—over here.
Now you know who is guarding the gates of PC heaven.
Priceless — seeing Ballmer’s face when he comes home.
“…so I chained my iMac, hoping it will still be there after golf. Too bad I also forgot the clubs there”.
1) The original low budget version of “Short Circuit” – Johnny 5 is Alive!
2) a new meaning to trying to find the home page
3) Our response to Windows 7 will be to attack from the shadows
4) “Who let Grandpa out for a walk alone?”
5) Note to self: request USB compatible wheels
6) When Apple offers remote computing, we Really mean remote computing
7) “You are not authorized to enter this site. The gate you are attempting to open is password protected”
8) “Hey mister, got a mouse?”
9) “Ted’s Repair Shack” – “just leave it, she’ll be fine”
and finally
10) “Psst…five $5.00, I’ll let you touch my SuperDrive”
Well, it could be worse than living on the street…I could be a PC…
~less
“The honeymoon is over.”
“I think I’ve been kicked out of the house.”
Golf is like an old iMac. You know it’s wrong but you can’t keep away from it.
So Lonely…..
She told me it was either them or her.
I hope the cab driver can fit me and them all in the back.
The only things I had after the landlord kicked me out, were all I really needed.
The only things a man really needs in life.
Wall-e and Eve’s son unsuccessfully trys to fit in with the guys at the office.
iCaddy was a sound app in theory, but failed in implementation.
I wish Tiger Woods would work with me too…
Tiger Woods passed me over too…
On that day Steve Ballmer gave up on two things, losing weight through golfing and understanding what makes Macs so awesome.
“I lost my job…my fame…thank God i have my golf….wait…”
“Retire” they said. “You’ll love Retirement” they all said….
“Play golf everyday, do what you want, leave the office world for the young…”
F#@* You Steve!
So easy to use a caveman can do it.
Don’t worry–I’ll keep you busy while he installs Windows 7
When Johnny was laid off, his world fell apart. His girlfriend left him, he wasn’t able to pay for his father’s medical bills, and he was evicted from his apartment. But there were two things that Johnny would never give up.
“Will compute for Mighty mice”.
Let’s see… tee time is noon, it’s 11:35 and there is construction in the tunnel. There is no way we are going to ma — hey, looks like Mac’ got a new set of wheels, nice!
Mac do everything, like golf, but I can’t find home from myself. Adopt a Mac
It’s a secret. But. I really like strawberries.
“Say… Wasn’t there a Microsoft Store here?”
iMac G4: “alright guys I’m ready to go, when’s our tee time again?”
“It’s your fault she kicked us out. All you’re good for is surfing porn.” “Oh, I see. So he uses you to whack a little white ball around on a large field of grass until it goes into a small hole, what, 6 days a week? Nooo, you played no part in this at all!”
it’s a trap…
i’m not sure what to think about this because neither Margaret Cho or Carrot Top are funny…. they are just annoying stereotypes.
How Bill Gates tipped his paperboy last year
sense: this picture makes none
“Quick! Help hide me! Apple Board Member Al Gore wants to RECYCLE ME!”
I may be OLD but I still have a cutting edge figure!
An iMac waiting with it’s driver.
“I can’t believe everyone from my G4-some is late. Oh well, what can you expect from PCs.”
Hiding from Windows 7
I was always under the impression that you didn’t have to worry about drivers for Mac.
*Free to a deserving home:
The most advanced equipment you’ll ever need to play your favorite sport, sturdy build, up to date drivers, and a non slip grip for your convenience.
Also- Golf clubs is anyone is interested.
It’s never too late for an update
Mac is really easy to use.. ooohhh and one more thing it’s golf friendly
1 – If they don’t want my PowerPC, no one will have my PowerPC.
2 – I told him I was getting my vacation time, DAMMIT.
3 – …Stay guard… Don’t smile… Stay guard… Don’t smile…
4 – The NEW iMac; bringing wireless to new levels.
5 – The PGA isn’t over… Not by a long shot.