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****BREAKING NEWS!****

The following picture of Alessandra Ambrosio has appeared in Elle France.
Discuss.

[via Celebslam]

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19 Responses to “****BREAKING NEWS!****”
  1. Justin says:

    Not sure if it’s just the shadows in the picture or not, but I’m going to say this girl needs to eat a burger or something.

  2. Jasper says:

    Looks more like she needs to eat a sausage to me!

    LOLDOUBLEENTENDRE

  3. lboy says:

    Justin, you’re crazy!
    If all women looked like that there’d be no war.

  4. mrzo says:

    Nice watch.

  5. This is a more important news article than that iPhone 4G shit.
    Thank god fo the Doc.

  6. Andrea says:

    She has a horrible belly button.
    Wait. What?!

  7. Jonro says:

    She doesn’t use Bluetooth headphones? That’s disappointing.

  8. Phil says:

    Now what would SHE have done with an iPad!?

  9. Clarence says:

    she’s actually using the included earbuds??

  10. Philo says:

    Why is she the color of an old saddlebag? Oooh… forgot… that’s supposed to be a healthy look.

  11. Min says:

    Nipples? there is only one pic show them, but they name all pics nipples.

    http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2010/05/alessandra-ambrosio-nice-nippl.php?bfm_index=20

  12. Daniel says:

    Wonderful photo set link, Thanks Doc!
    Her running with the iPod Nano was kinda cool too. 🙂

  13. theo says:

    they always show them with iphones/touches now … have them with the original 2001 iPod … that’s geeky.

  14. Paulo says:

    That belly button is a fourth hole.

  15. Tom says:

    Pretty girl, not entirely my type, hair looks kinda ratty (clearly the barber’s/stylist’s fault). I agree with Justin, she doesn’t have enough meat on her. No, I’m not a fan of obese women, but this gal is so toned that she has no breasts. Couldn’t hold a candle to the current mac girl of the month. Now SHE is gorgeous!

  16. Rob says:

    Suppose it’s too late to be reincarnated into an iPod Touch. Knowing my luck, I’d end up being the iPod that gets stuffed into some fat, slimy, hillbilly pants playing god awful country, twangy music.

  17. John says:

    I’ve thought Alessandra was hot for a long time. Sometimes she’s the ONLY model in the VS catalog. Love that.

    She was also in Casino Royale for about 3 seconds (when Bond first shows up at the hotel, crashes the Land Rover then walks in, she and another bikini girl walk by him and check him out).

  18. Micah says:

    What’s up with the granny panties?

  19. darrell says:

    why do the subheaders say Nipples 1, 2, 3 yet you see no nipples.

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