Magician David Blaine to attempt to escape from Apple’s Fifth Avenue Store - Macenstein

Magician David Blaine to attempt to escape from Apple’s Fifth Avenue Store

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Fresh off his recently televised underwater-escape failure, magician David Blaine has announced he will attempt a slightly less risky stunt in NYC this summer.

“ I plan to spend 9 hours encased inside Apple’s giant ALL-GLASS 5th Avenue store, after which time I will attempt to leave the store via a staircase also made entirely of glass.� Blaine said in a press conference earlier this afternoon.

Apple’s inescapable glass cube.

When pressed on what exactly about this was “magical�, Blaine replied, “Well, in addition to eschewing the elevator in favor of walking up over 30 GLASS STEPS… before I am entombed in this brilliant cube made ENTIRELY OF GLASS, I will ask one random fan to pick a card. Upon emerging 9 hours later, I will reveal the identity of that card. Houdini himself never attempted such a stunt in such a large GLASS CUBE.�

The special, titled “David Blaine: An Ass in Glass� , will be shown on local public access cable channels across the New York Tri-State area, after all 4 major networks passed on the television rights.

Hundreds of people test out the staircase Blaine will attempt to walk up.

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