Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
Early MacBook Air prototypes didn’t quite cut it.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo, 
and if we think it’s the funniest, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Saturday (Feb 2nd) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
(image from Steve Jobs posing with computers)
[AND THE WINNER IS… KEITH J WITH “The new, more powerful iMac. It’s now quicker to get jobs off your desk.” Congratulations Keith! It was a very clever play on words, and steered clear of the more obvious (yet hilarious) sexual aspect to the picture. You’re gift certificate is on it’s way!
Honorable mention goes to “We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.”, but whoever wrote that did not include their e-mail or name, so remember that for next time folks! ]
“Whew, more than 12 hours of labor, but this little bundle of joy is worth every minute of it.”
Step 1, put your dick in a box.
Steve Jobs thinking ahead with his prototype of what apparently is a smart phone. Meet the iPhone version 0.0.1
We will call it the blue jean iMac. It is perfectly color coordinated with your jeans and will be all the rage for people to carry it around with them. This is the first portable desktop.
“No, I’m just happy to see you.”
Job’s early plans to take over the TV, due to early failure’s he adopted a new motto “if you can’t beat’em, join’em”
…and to prove a point that our computers our not just about being eye candy, we came up with these colors.
Hey Steve, we meant your could use the computer as a desktop, not on a desktop.
In his deep state of enlightenment, we learn how Steve achieves his meditation
Steve that is not the way we wanted you to test the benchmarks.
Can you find the hidden floppy drive?
With his new baby, at last the world had proof that computers really were in his genes.
With his new baby, at last the world had proof that computers really were in his jeans.
Some new dad’s choose to abandon their children, but Steve chose to ride his baby all the way to the top.
Oh my god this new Imac gives Great “Apple” Mmmmmm
I’m not wearing any underwear.
Presenting: The MacBook Air…..by the time you reach the top of the stairs carrying this, air is the only thing you won’t have!
Man I hope no one shows this picture to Tangerine iMac, boy she’ll be pissed.
“Even though she’s not able to bear any children, we feel as though we can still ‘build’ a happy family.”
Special Edition iMac with rear loading slot!
“Ever wondered what *this* pocket’s for?”
“Jonathan Ive’s gonna make me a fortune with this baby!”
I have more money than you.
What’s a patent?
I can’t believe they wanted me to hold this over my head.
Wait…I am suppose to hold this? hmmm. I. hmm. ihold. oooh. imac. YES! That’s what we’ll call it. And we can use it for everything!
Introducing the ODPOC: One Desktop per Overgrown Child
“Damn, you know, I could sell sand in the friggin’ Desert if I just market it as iSand!”
“the new iMac, chair not included”
The mac Air pro. Now with more functionality.
“I could’ve sworn I asked my staff for a laptop on my desk, not a desktop on my lap….”
If you won’t play my way I’m taking my computer and going home.
I sure hope people can’t see the nut I just dropped lifting this thing…
You’ll “Love” a new Mac!
We only made this to piss off GreenPeace, how were we to know it would change the world?
Barb…barabapa … Boro … birb bib
Introducing the Newton II, now with back brace!
In light of recent events, having this surgically attached now seems to be a bad idea, on at least two fronts.
If you think the old cut a hole in the popcorn trick was good, you should see this new iMac’s hard drive!
I took a poop and look what came out! Even my poop is better than Microsoft!
And you thought the pictures of the ipod “fatty” were bad
Steve Jobs redefines ergonomic computing.
“It started out as a pimple on my ass”.
The Macbook Brick ®
Let me introduce to you my third testicules…
…And here we present the new imac, scheduled to be outmoded and replaced in approximately 11 days from the date of your purchase.
If this were empty, you’d still buy it. I so own you.
The iMac.
Battery (and self-obsessed control freak) not included.
I am Mc-steve’jobs-in. jigga jigga what
“You’re the Apple of my i” 🙂