Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
Early MacBook Air prototypes didn’t quite cut it.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo, 
and if we think it’s the funniest, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Saturday (Feb 2nd) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
(image from Steve Jobs posing with computers)
[AND THE WINNER IS… KEITH J WITH “The new, more powerful iMac. It’s now quicker to get jobs off your desk.” Congratulations Keith! It was a very clever play on words, and steered clear of the more obvious (yet hilarious) sexual aspect to the picture. You’re gift certificate is on it’s way!
Honorable mention goes to “We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.”, but whoever wrote that did not include their e-mail or name, so remember that for next time folks! ]
The new imac. Steve Jobs carrying case not included.
The new, more powerful imac. It’s now quicker to get jobs off your desk.
Finally, an ipod with a 15″ screen!
Can you please take the picture already! I can’t feel my legs!
The new imac. Steve Jobs table stand not included.
The new imac. It’s like having Steve Jobs inside your computer. (External Steve Jobs not included).
Don’t worry imac. I got you a gym membership. Someday you’ll be thin.
Someday we’ll have the technology. We’ll rebuild you. We’ll make you faster, taller, thinner, silver.
The new 30 gig imac. 7,500 songs in your lap.
The new imac denim. Tumble dry low.
The new iMac, the fastest way to get Jobs done.
Look it is a convertible … laptop… desktop… laptop…desktop… laptop… hernia
We always knew he was up to no good.
Special 25th limited anniversary edition apple computer. The iJobs, comes with interchangeable turtlenecks in black, black, and for special affairs, faded black.
This special edition comes preloaded with stock options backdating, no succession plan, absolute control over all of your consumer electronics, but buy now and you can get in for a sky high stock price before stellar performance causes our price to drop by 1/3 next month. Buy Now!
I just killed a man.
“….and you thought THEY (Microsoft / HD-DVD) were the only BLU?!”
I hope no one notices my fly is down…
I’ll just smile….
smile and wave…
this bad dream will be over soon enough.
If I hold this here long enough, I’ll be come sterile without the surgery!
Heating costs too high? Feeling the chill? Unsure of which computer to buy? Well, Apple has a solution to both of these worries…The New iMac. Set-up instructions: Take out of box, plug in, place on lap, press the power button….ahhhhhhh.
The new imac. A desktop and laptop in one?
“now if i just hold this here long enough i wont have to bring a condom for that date tonight..”
“Aye!”
The all new iMac*
*Life size Steve action figure sold separately.
Yes iMac… Yes you are beautiful to me.
Yes, these are my pajamas, and no, I don’t need a teddy bear.
Next time, I want the box to be square and the screen to be round!
Yes, my son, your long climb up the mountain shall be rewarded. Ask me the meaning of life.
Let’s make a deal.
Our first attempt at “Mac Chick of the Month” really didn’t turn out that well…
Back in the day, ventriloquist, Steve Jobs, and his sidekick, Charlie MacCarthy, only occasionally did blue material.
Big boy, Mac toy, Steve Jobs, blue balls,
Pitch man, poor sales, Apple store, grief
Say hello to my little friend.
It’s a blue-tiful day in the neighborhood.
Apple Yoga Props help keep the i in ego well grounded.
Apple Yoga Props help keep the iEgo well grounded.
Thigh Master, Steve Jobs, will now crush his new computer for your amusement.
In my hands I hold the newspeak machine. Thought crime will be punished. The Mac secret police will come to your home soon. The good news is that it comes in pink too!
Does it blend?
Proud Papa: This is just the beginning.
How many orders Mr Dell ?
“We met in High School…”
“Whew! I’m sure glad I started small, now it’ll be easy to trap people in when I out-do this one…. hehe!”
1.) Cut a hole in iMac
2.) Put your junk in iMac
3.) Make her turn on iMac
And that’s the way you do it, the all new iMac!
“Hey, my wife won’t allow me to buy a new car.”
A boy and his dog.
Doug Henning impersonator, Steve Jobs, will make his iMac disappear into thin Air.
How do you like THIS Apple?
“i can’t believe they just let me walk out with this thing. again. nothing but suckers at Palo Alto, i tells ya.”
“Introducing the new Apple TV, literally”
(imagine if it really turned out that way!)