Celebrity Mac Chick sighting: Jessica Simpson! - Macenstein

Celebrity Mac Chick sighting: Jessica Simpson!

Well this is a major feather in our collective Mac hats. Apparently Jessica Simpson, aka the reason the Giants won the Superbowl, is a Mac Chick!

Normally it takes very keen eyes to notice what Jessica Simpson is holding in a photo, but since I am happily married (plus the fact that I would never have a chance with her even if I wasn’t) allows me the freedom to view her pictures more objectively.

Above: I’m not sure where Jessica put that iPod, but it looks like that guy is gonna find it.

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11 Responses to “Celebrity Mac Chick sighting: Jessica Simpson!”
  1. Jonro says:

    The new, friendlier face of Homeland Security searches.

  2. Ethan says:

    Since when does an iPod-holding Jessica Simpson constitute a Mac Chick?

  3. Kelly says:

    Holy cow! Jessica Simpson has hands! Who knew?

  4. mangochutney says:

    [sexist commentary] Two more good reasons to buy an iPod. [/sexist commentary]

  5. Matt says:

    Who the hell is she???

    Homers new wife 😉

  6. aaron says:

    That hand does not belong to the hand she is holding.

    Some dude just had a great night out! Aren’t we all a little jealous?

  7. Anonymous says:

    Going anonymous so as not to appear the dweeb, but on an episode of the Newlyweds, Nick and Jessica use Macs to video chat when Nick is out of town.

  8. michael says:

    she can afford an iPhone. one would think she could afford a jacket that fit.


  9. bride of macenstein says:

    I’m pretty sure that’s her BFF and gay? stylist Ken Paves.
    But I wouldn’t want to be on record for knowing that kind of information!

  10. Okay, you guys that is her GAY hairdresser, Ken Paves, and business partner in her wig line… He isn’t getting any either.

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