Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
“And the award for ‘Most ironic t-shirt ever’ goes to…”.
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo of Greg Packer, everyone’s favorite professional line sitter 
taken at Apple’s NYC Cube during (well, 100 hours before, actually) the iPhone’s launch last year. If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Thursday (Feb 21st) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
(image from techingmeout)
[AND THE WINNER IS… The D WITH “You’re laughing now, but just wait two months when these are impossible to find and you can’t get your hands on one of these for only $599 like I’m about to pay. Then let’s see who’s laughing…” Nice one, The D! (Did anyone ever hear if Greg actually bought one?). You’re gift certificate is on it’s way!
There’s Something in the Air.
The MacBook Air, So small he can fit it in his belly button.
M’BALZ ES-HARI
Now, if I can just out sit this one last guy, I’ll win this tomb stone!!
“Yeah, I can’t wait to see the new Star Wars cartoon movie either.”
I think I just sat on someone’s MacBook!!!
Apple introduces the new iSlob
“What?!!, you got me a whopper?… i wanted the Baconator”
F Smartwater, i drink Poland Springs bitch
“It’s good to be the king.”
Official Line Judge at the Food Court.
“No really…. I drop a few pounds and I am in like flint as Harrison Fords body double!”
Greg Packer, Apple fanatic, testing the theory that an iPod Nano screen will fail in obese American’s tight pants.
Introducing the he iFat. The fattest notebook from Apple.
“Boxers or Briefs? Clinton or McCain? All my junk lies firmly to the right.”
My funny valentine,
Sweet comic valentine,
You make me smile with my heart,
Your looks are laughable,
Unphotographable,
Yet you’re my favorite work of art (please don’t fart)
Steve Jobs! I’m your “biggest” fan.
“I ain’t gonna go to Bally, I said, ah, no, no, no.”
“The poland Spring? Oh, well, as you can see, I’m a bit of a health nut.”
‘My Mac Book ain’t the only thing that needs some air…’
Comic Book Guy Lives!
“When I started this 3G iPhone sit-in I was pantsworthy and thin.”
The dreaded elephant toe.
Casting Call for “Santa Clause 4: My Big Fat Geek Outing.”
Torg, it’s “in like Flynn”….
Are you going to eat that?
I can’t wait to buy a MacBook Hair.
MacBook Air isn’t the only tool with a non-hardware-based multi-touch trackpad.
Fresh… just like Sceptre 1027 A.D!
Bags of supplies – check. Bottle of water – check. Grapefruit in my pants – check.
The shorrrrrrrrts! She she can’t take much more of this Cap’n!
My spot? No way, ohhh, crispy cremes. Hold my spot.
Dude, the bags full of twinkies. The water’s a prop for the camera.
Yeh, 5 months on this Poland and Mac diet…no difference. Wha? Not big mac?
“iTwat”
After unleashing another rolling gastric seizure, he is reminded why he is sarcastically called Mentos, “The Freshmaker.â€
“First on line, first for dinner, First-Adopter: self restraint, I ain’t.”
Right here baby, I have everything you need.
It used to be Bob’s Big Boy Burger and Here is the Steve’s apple verison the iBurger boy.
If there’s something in the air it must be the 28 burritos I just ate from Taco Bell.
Greg Packer, Professional Line-Sitter…because Professional Line-Stander was just too damn hard.
If I had a Twinkie for every time someone told me I was wasting my life sitting in lines, I’d be a really fat guy sitting in lines.
A petabyte of fat comes standard, preinstalled.
iCantseemypenis
Professional Line-sitter with a sweet camel toe.
“Hey, baby. Come sit between my legs.”
When the doors open I’m going straight to their restroom as you see I have a load to get rid of!
“Yes, I know camels need to fill their humps with water in order to cross the Sahara, you sir are in New York waiting for an iphone and NO you don’t have to fill your camel toe!”
I waited on line all night to get an iPhone and all I got was this stupid camel toe!
I’m too sexy for my Mac…
“Steve offered me a blow job to not be the first in line, he said it would be bad publicity. I was tempted, but I turned the offer down”