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Apple’s marketing department should hire this guy

If sales of the iPod touch should ever slow down, I may have just found a replacement for Justin Long that Apple’s marketing department may want to pursue. Check out LIFE IS AN ENIGMA!!!‘s review of the the new iPod touch they just got, and just try to tell me YOU don’t want to rush right out and get one!

Hi friends,

I am with stuff which is sure to excite all.This is about the latest ipod touch.The sleek as it always was apple has come out with its latest invention.This has retained all the user friendly attributes of its previous products.Coming at a measly price it is sure to capture the youth in this world with its sexy sleek appeal.An apple ipod with the combination of Bose headphones gives you the perfect combination for all those music freaks.It nearly recreates the effects of an home theater.So friends don’t wait a second.Catch your pair right now!!!

That guy could sell ice to Eskimos. In fact, he might BE an Eskimo. It reminds me of the wording on e-mails I keep getting from Chinese companies who misunderstand what Macenstein is and want me to hire them to manufacture all my laptop bags and high tech portable audio devices.

7 Responses to “Apple’s marketing department should hire this guy”
  1. Michael says:

    Sometimes McStein, I’m puzzled how you make it through the day.

    At times it must be very difficult even breathing with all the cotton swabs in you mouth. I can only presume this is the case because had I tried to put my tongue-that-far-in-my-cheek-with-humor, I surely would have bitten the damn thing.

    Bravo on an excellent find, showcasing exemplary skills-in-lurking for product marketing.


  2. Rowlings says:

    I think we found Steve’s replacement for when he retires. I can just see that guy on stage at Macworld… “I am with stuff which is sure to excite all. Here I has the new MacBook everyone is wanting. It has the style of our others”.
    Smooth. the guy is smoooooth.

  3. mangochutney says:

    brilliant. But he lost me at; “get a pair of BOSE earphones … almost like a real soundsystem”. BS I say. That guy obviously doesn’t know what BOSE stands for:


    BTW, before anybody asks, I’m currently listening to a pair of Westone UM2.

  4. Eric says:

    Dude – !!!!!

  5. odin says:

    Good way to get companies to send you their crap free.

  6. Sickdude says:

    This blog is deep !

  7. imajoebob says:

    I’m already familiar with Prose.

    So this must be Amateurze?

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