Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Tuesday (March 18th) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image by Liam Daly via flickr]
[AND THE WINNER IS… Belasco WITH “That big? That’s the last time I delete my spam folder without checking it.” Nice one, Belasco! And good advice! You’re gift certificate is on its way!
No, seriously, you have to use both hands to applaud for someone. The whole “sound of one hand clapping” thing is just for meditation.
Don’t just grab her boob, Bill. Wait until you’ve worn her out, then whisper in her ear, “Oh, one more thing…”
STEVE: “Do-You-Know-The-Way-To-Santa Fe?”
BILL: “La La LaLa La La La La”
STEVE: In my dream you changed yourself into a turd and chased me into a corn field.
BILL: Gee this hypnotic suggestion stuff really works!
Who won? Fun contest.
STEVE: Eat-me-completely!
BILL: I’m going to rip your balls off and feed them to my hamster!
Steve: Boom!
Bill: Wow!
Steve: That’s how the lights come on or turn off.
Bill: Ahhhh! So that’s why my Clapper never worked when I did this…
Bill: The Touch is soooo cool, give me a five, down low.
Steve: I only give myself high fives, “kudos, Steve, thanks Steve”
*SLAP*
-Bill: The Touch is soooo cool, give me a five, down low.
-Steve: I only give myself high fives, “kudos, Steve, thanks Steve”
*SLAP*
5 Dollar. Foot long….
“i swear it was this fuc*ng big if it was an inch…”
“hooooooooly sheat dude…”
The food fight began with a face off between Karate Chop and Eagle’s Claw. Bill may have started it, but Steve says he’s going to finish it.
Steve and Bill didn’t know the contest has finished, so they’re still sitting there, holding that pose…
Someone on Flickr did a comic strip out of that series of Bill and Steve photos. Pretty funny.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/inkswamp/398284231/