Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Tuesday (March 18th) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image by Liam Daly via flickr]
[AND THE WINNER IS… Belasco WITH “That big? That’s the last time I delete my spam folder without checking it.” Nice one, Belasco! And good advice! You’re gift certificate is on its way!
The fish that bit off my finger was *this* big!
Steve: “…and, before I knew it, it has grown THIS BIG!!”
Bill: “I KNOW! It was FABULOUS!!
Bill: That big? That’s the last time I delete my spam folder without checking it.
Steve: No I’m serious, the first iPod was this big. And it only held 4 songs.
Bill: Glad I didn’t steal that from you!
Edit for correction:
Steve: “…and, before I knew it, it had grown THIS BIG!!â€
Bill: “I KNOW! It was FABULOUS!!
Steve: “…yup, seriously.”
Bill: “No way! Mine’s only like this… and that’s on a warm day! You should see after I’ve been in swimming!”
Vista sucks how much? I think I’m gonna choke ya
Steve: So the Zune really started out this big?!
Bill: Yeah, I know! Right?
Steve: Its called the iBurrito.
Bill: We already have a patent for that I swear!
Steve: No Bill its the iBorrito not the I buy all the Borritos…
Steve: Its called the iBurrito and its literally this big.
Bill: We already have a patent for that I swear!
Steve: No Bill its the iBorrito not the I buy all the Borritos…
Steve: What was the Artistic Director of Stargate: Atlantis thinking? The Atlantians would never have create an energy storage device like the ZPM.
Bill: I know! I know!
Steve: But the Casting Director got it right.
Bill: Oh ya, I totally agree, Amanda Tapping is hot!
Steve: What were you thinking? The Zune is this big.
Bill: Well I made 5 billion dollars selling Vista and only 1/4 of the people can actually run it on their machines!
Steve: C’mon, the Zune is this big.
Bill: Maybe that’s why I only sold 5.
SJ: – My next MacBook will be THAT small!
BG: – Wow! It’s amazing, man!..
Bill: How big is yours?
Steve: *This* big
Bill: oh
2 versions:
BG : So my thought is we unite Microsoft and Apple and call it… well… Microsoft!
or
SJ : I’m holding the MacBook Air right now! It’s just that thin! Boom!
Steve: I estimate that you’ll sell this many copies of Vista
Bill: I know, retirement can only come too soon!
Bill: “…so I bought that MacBook Air last week and you will not believe it, I printed out some text and it simply worked – thats truly an amazing technology. We never got that to work on Windows – how you did it – can you tell me?”
Steve: “well…”
Steve: I’m gonna make a laptop that’s this small….
Bill: Really…? Cool! new stuff to steal and copy!
Bill: Growl, snarl, roooaAAAARR!
Steve: For the last time, Bill– get your other hand off my leg, or you’ll lose it!
SJ: No really, this is how much market share I plan on leaving you with!
Steve: Then I gave her the shocker . . .
Bill: No, no, no, you’re bending the wrong finger
Jobs: *describing a Mac Chick*
Gates: I’d hit it!
Steve: in my reoccurring nightmare, I’m in my house and all my computers are running Vista SP1…
Bill: No way! Me too!
Steve: Will you marry me?
Bill: Oh Steve!!
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! (clap, clap)
– OR –
Insanely Great Meets Greatly Insane
Steve: “Listen, it’s pretty easy. Go to File > Import Mailboxes, then Import data from Microsoft Entourage…”
Bill: “God sake. So easy!”
Steve: …so, yeah, I could kill you in 9 moves.
Bill: All I need is five.
Steve: There we have it: I beat you by four.
Steve: I’m not kidding, Bill… if you don’t stop threatening me with “the claw”, I will kill you.
Gates : Like this?
Jobs : No Bill, clap with two hands, like this.
Steve: …about this big.
Bill: Hmm… I’d say this big… My other hand is in Chicago.
Steve: You call your underwear “Chicago”?
Bill: That’s it. I’m buying the parking lot, then kicking your ass in it.
Steve: We’d better wait for Parking Lot SP7 so we know that will work, then.
Bill: “I summon Cyber Dragon!”
Steve: You’re an idiot.
Steve: God your eyes are so beautiful!
Bill: Rowr.
Steve: My vegan meal wuz dis bigs!
Bill: I can haz vegan meal?
Test…
These entries aren’t showing up…
Steve: Bill with the iWang we can make it THIS big!
Bill: ZOMG! I’ll take 4 for me and my friends! No wait! Ballmer will want one. Make it FIVE!
Steve: Can you see it Bill? Right here between my hands.
Bill: I’m starting too, give me another pill and I’m sure I will!
Alternate of above:
Steve: …about this big.
Bill: Hmm… I’d say this big… My other hand is in Chicago.
Steve: You call your underwear “Chicago”?
Bill: That’s it. I’m buying the parking lot, then kicking your ass in it.
Steve: If it’s your parking lot, I’m staying indoors to avoid all the crashes.
Bill: I summon Cyber Dragon!
Steve: You’re an idiot.
Steve: Ok, you put a crap load of cash into HDdvd, but never use it for anything useful. I’ll say we “support†Blu-ray but still only use super drives, and when Sony “wins†that’s when I pull out the “Oh, and one more thing†and drop HD rental prices to .99¢ and you know, copy us with your little live stuff.
Bill: Well, ok but only if you stop making fun of Vista,. It’s a good upgrade to XP.
Steve: No, no, I don’t think so Bill.
Bill: … Ok.
Steve: Don’t tase me bro!
Bill: “..Here comes the CLAW!”
pause
Steve: ” Will you f**king quit it already?”
Bill: nom nom nom invisible cheezburger
Steve: “Beat my i*Bucket”
*-invisible..
Remember Bill Gates on Family Guy? Here is the proposed caption:
SJ: Wait, so we could really buy everyone in this room?
BG: Exactly! Don’t even think of them as people. They’re ants Steve-O, they… are… ants.
Steve: So I’m driving down this really narrow road on my way home from a keynote and all of a sudden this really hot, crazed, naked chick jumps out in front of my ride holding an iPod over her head screaming “I love you Steve!”
Bill: Wow that never happens to me!
Steve: PAPER FOOTBALL GOAL!
Bill: DID YOU SEE THAT! It landed in Michael Dell’s Soup!
Steve: WiFive!
Steve, I just LOVE my new iMac!
Steve: So my daughter didn’t like that her dachshund didn’t fit into her purse so we had him trimmed down to about this size.
Bill: God its great being rich!
Steve: I’m say’n!
No sh*t Steve, there I was, an Altair and two chicks, and Ballmer wouldn’t leave me alone!
Steve: Can I have a kiss?
Bill: How many times do I have to tell you Steve, we are not teenagers anymore. I was drunk and had spent all night programing when it happened. No more kisses.
Steve: Lets make history together…
Steve: And it just hit the water like Boom!
Bill: Sorry to interrupt, but can I just say how nice it is after all we’ve been through we can still just sit down over a nice dinner and discuss our favorite bowel movements! Seriously, man… good times!