Write a caption, win a prize
[THANK YOU, WE HAVE A WINNER. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED]
Think you’re funny enough to be the next Margaret Cho? Well, now’s your chance to prove it to the world. Write your best caption for the above photo. 
If we think it’s the most clever, we’ll send you off a $20 iTunes gift certificate.
The contest is open to everyone in the US (sorry, iTunes won’t let us buy gift certificates to non-US accounts), and runs until Tuesday (March 18th) at 9PM EST. You can enter more than once if you are feeling “Carrot Top“-prolific. Good luck.
(Oh, and be sure to put in your e-mail, or else we won’t be able to contact you).
[Original image by Liam Daly via flickr]
[AND THE WINNER IS… Belasco WITH “That big? That’s the last time I delete my spam folder without checking it.” Nice one, Belasco! And good advice! You’re gift certificate is on its way!
Bill: So I took my ipod to the Apple store and they told me I had to have an appointment.
Steve: Dude, you should have called me. I’ve got connections.
Steve: Alright, Bill. I’ll arm wrestle you left handed this time if it makes you feel better.
Steve: Then Stone Cold went to drop kick The Rock and missed him by THIS much!
Bill: Who cares!! The FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME WCW champion King Booker is still the best! Can you dig it sucka?!?!
Steve: Its this big!
Bill: Wow, miine only goes from my thumb to my pinkie!
“Well, I’m Client 5; that beats you and Spitzer.”
“No, Steve, like this: Jazzhands.”
“Footlong. Really? My login is White Sugar.â€
Steve: Bill, there’s one more thing…its this big.
Bill: I can wait to see it!
Bill: OMG! My daughter had the same breed, nearly tore off my knee! They are little but so, so vicious!
Bill: Wow! The pain must have been excruciating! How does Pancreatic Cancer get that big?
Bill: THAT CLOSE TO DYING? I don’t believe I’m sitting here talking to you, friend.
Bill: YEAH, I thought you were nuts, coming out with a 9″ black and white screen for the Mac!
Bill: I had the same enormous apple. And when I tried to bite into it . . . . . . it was so juicy and crispy.
Steve: We were this close to signing the Beatles exclusively on iTunes.
Bill: Yeah, I wanted to download all their songs.
SOFA KING WE TODD DID ;-/
STEVE: I’ll tell you why I named it Apple, I have huge balls, hard and red.
BILL: What are balls?
Hand Check! Uhhh…. Bill??…
Gates: “ARRRGGG!! I’m a pirate of silicon valley and I’m coming to git you!”
Jobs: “Stop it Bill, you’re only embarrassing yourself…”
“They say if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer”
“…and it’s got excedrin written all over it.”
Steve: No Bill, it’s “boom!” like this, not “arrgh matey”
Bill: Are you threatening me? I AM CORNHOLIO!
Steve: Settle down Beavis. I think they are calling security.
Bill: Are you threatening me? I AM CORNHOLIO!
Steve: Settle down Bill.
Bill: Lesley Stahl moment!
Steve: You have to ask questions.
Steve: “The Force is strong.”
Bill: “HEY, that Reality Distortion Field is painful!”
Bill: “After the conference, we are headed to this new place called the ‘Genius Bar’ wanna join us……”
SJ: This is Apple’s Newest offering…. Its called iAir..!!
BG : Ahhh…. I wish I could grab it..!
Steve: I’d never imagine giving up university would take me this far back then… Who would believe it?
Bill: Tell me about it!
STEVE: Your Moma!
BILL: Where??!!!!
STEVE: Now that I’ve released the iPhone SDK, third parties can put their apps on the iPhone!
BILL: Great, I’ll have MS Office running on it in no time!
Bill: “…You hit that too?!”
Steve: I swear just that fishes head was THIS big!
Bill: Yeah – but I caught FIVE that size!
Steve: Master, anything to serve you.
Bill: Can I just choke the sh*t out of you- I’ld feel better…
“Steve, I took the blue pill so I could sleep through all your pontificating.”
Why, Steve! That’s way more than 640k!
STEVE: I was this close to letting Bear Stearns handle the iTunes corporate spin-off IPO next month
BILL: That’s funny, they just did the Zune spin-off for me …
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Steve: “So Bill, are you telling me that the camera they used for your colonoscopy was this big?”
Steve: What the hell is a “mid-five”?
STEVE: I’d love to shove my iPhone this far up your Vista!
STEVE: Oh my God! Where did you come from? I thought this was this event was only for guys with bald spots!
BILL: Steve, it’s a wig!
STEVE: Hold still, I think there’s a mosquito on your nose.
BILL: Right, just try it and wipe my snot all over your shirt.
STEVE: Ok Bill, so who won this fucking contest?
BILL: I dunno Steve. It’s 8:30 am March 19th, the frick’n contest was over last night. I can’t find the editor’s winning caption pick anywhere on this stupid site. That really make me sick!
STEVE: Yeah me to. Fuck those assholes. Lame O’s!
Sorry Ralphy, we’re working on it.
-The Doc
Steve : My hard drive is this big!!!
Bill : Oh yeah, well mine is this big!!!!
STEVE: This food sucks. I think I’m going to puke!
BILL: It’s not the food. I put Visine in your glass when you weren’t looking.
STEVE: Come here you hairy red varmint. I’m going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!
BILL: Na Na! You’ll never catch me! Now I’m off to feed Phil Shiller some more bacon.
STEVE: Come here and give me some Luv’n!
BILL: Get away from me you fat pig!
Steve: …open the doors…
Bill: …and see all the people!
STEVE: I’m building Mac OS X to reach into every market segment, and soon I will take over the world!
BILL: Idiot! Don’t you see that it only takes is just one little wave of my hand to crush all your plans? You’re only get as big as I let you!
Steve: Is this Macenstein contest over?
Bill: Yeah, for five days now.